Tomorrow is the big day for my second surgery to remove the nasal fungus for good! And this procedure can’t come soon enough because not only did the Aspergillosis return with a vengeance in my left nasal cavity, it spread to my right this time. Therefore, so there aren’t any mixed messages to this uninvited […]
Have I mentioned my manager, Llily Llama, isn’t that original when it comes to rock iconology? Case in point, when she heard Spinal Tap’s announcement that in 2026 they will be doing a concert at Stonehenge, she thought I should add an ancient rock symbol to my repertoire. Therefore, she sent me to the Emmons […]
I have to admit I was a little disappointed when Bon Jovi announced they were re-releasing their album “Forever,” with famous musicians collaborating on the songs. Why wasn’t I asked to participate? Oh sure, I’ve been known to parody the lyrics to a few of their songs. But if given the chance to perform with […]
On Friday I mentioned my 2023 parody of Thin Lizzy’s classic, “The Boys Are Back in Town.” After reminding her of my twist on the lyrics, my manager, Llily Llama, thought I should take a page from Taylor’s playbook, and rerelease it. So without further delay… The Goldens Are Back (October 10, 2023) Guess who […]
I’m BACK! I’m still not 100%, but I’m feeling a lot better since my surgery earlier this month. So to celebrate my return, I feel inspired to write a poem! I still look a fright But my time away was a delight It was good to unplug While I healed from that fungal bug I […]
For over a decade I’ve been sharing photos of me on social media. I realized I’m long overdue to write a song thanking my Mom for all the pictures that she takes on our adventures. Inspired by Darius Rucker’s “Wagon Wheel,” here is my parody, Pawparazzi, dedicated to my Mom and all the other dog […]
I went to the town of Limerick. This was not Llily Llama’s silly trick. It’s part of my tour. I hope it won’t bore. So I’ll make this visit really quick! Town historians say Native Americans called it Ossipee. But sold it to someone not on the family tree. Settled in 1668. Colonists thought it […]
G’day Mate! Today Asa’s World Tour of Maine brings you to the land down under, Sidney! I came with a strange llama, who made me nervous. She took me there after we had breakfast. And she squeaked, “Sidney’s not named for the land down under…” WAIT?! Stop the singing this poorly paraphrased version of the […]
This week Asa’s World Tour of Maine is rolling into Cornish, Maine. For thousands of years the land here along the Ossipee and Saco Rivers was used by Native Americans. In 1665 British colonist, Francis Small, established a trading post where the Sokokis Trail (Route 5), the Ossipee Trail (Route 25) and the Pequawket Trail […]
Hello all you hot dogs and cool cats! This is DJ Asa bringing you my classic hit parody from 2017 to get you through the dog days of summer on this Music Monday! So come with me where there are tropical breezes, lost squeaky loves, and delicious frozen treats in Peanutbutterville, sung to the tune […]
