Asa here. While Chuck Billy bemoans the fact social distancing is preventing us from seeing people, you know who we’ve been seeing a lot of lately? Squirrels! So today I’d like to share with you some fun facts about our nutty neighbors. The name squirrel has its origins in Greek, who called the animal skiouros, which […]
For this Throwback Thursday stroll down memory lane, we are hopping down the bunny trail. You may be surprised to hear despite being an awesome guard dog, Santa isn’t the only one who breaks into my home one night each year. The Easter Bunny does too! However, whereas Santa at least leaves presents, this mischievous […]
It’s time for everyone’s favorite game show, Woo Hoo Who? Where contestants try to guess what’s that annoying noise we keep hearing in our neighborhood! Our first contestant is Asa! And I’m your host, Chuck Billy! Chuck Billy: Asa, can you please identify the source of this sound: Woo Hoo! Woo Hoo! Woo Hoo! Woo […]
Has anyone else noticed the eerie similarity between Cats and creepy Elves? No, not in appearance! Cats would never be seen in silly outfits like that Elf on a Shelf. However, I couldn’t help but notice that they share many characteristics. So today I would like to remind Dogs of my Christmas Cat Conspiracy Theory […]
I’m all for spreading holiday cheer, but I wish these carolers would do it someplace else! The Coyotes have been out in force wandering our neighborhood, and their proximity to our home makes me nervous. It all started last weekend, when we couldn’t help but notice in the light coating of snow that blanketed the […]
I bet you’re wondering why I’m in my crate right now and not out patrolling my neighborhood. Well today I’m demonstrating the importance of duck and cover drills. There is a new threat in my neighborhood, and to be honest I’m not quite sure how to respond other than by seeking shelter! It all started […]
Well I learned an important lesson on my vacation. Always ask if it is a shared rental and research the location. Turns out our rental cottage was a popular bird destination! It didn’t take long after our arrival for Asa and I to notice the previous guests were still lingering on the lawn. I politely […]
It is a little known fact that writing a dog blog can be inherently difficult work. Case in point, a spider has appeared on my computer this morning. Is he a visitor from the dark web, upset that with each of my dog ufologist posts I am getting closer to the truth about UFOs? Or […]
On Tuesday afternoon, at approximately 4:45 PM, I received a report of stolen property. The homeowners had gone out to pick wild blueberries in their yard when they discovered a large quantity was missing. They cannot estimate how many were stolen. But did say when they last checked days earlier their bushes were bursting with […]
It’s rare that I admit I’m wrong. That’s because it never happens. However, for the sake of neighborhood peace, I would like to apologize for a statement made in Friday’s post, “That Time We Got Sprayed.” I hereby rescind my comment that cat spray is the worst smell. Skunks are indeed the worst! I bet […]
