I got barked at…by Humans! No seriously, they barked at me like I was a Squirrel! I was enjoying a relaxing Sunday afternoon on my front lawn, while Mom searched the garden to see if any of the critters left her a strawberry or two. That’s when I heard in the distance someone yell, “Pothole,” […]
I’ve been patrolling this neighborhood every morning for five years now, and I thought for certain that I’ve seen everything. Yet this morning I was reminded the world is still full of surprises! Our walk started out natural enough. Perhaps a bit too natural for some people’s sensibilities. I pooped. Since we only made it […]
Everyone knows I take great pride in protecting my family. But all work and no play makes Chuck Billy a dull boy. So I also like to let my guard down from time to time and celebrate my accomplishments. However timing is everything, and recently boy did I mess up! I can’t believe I totally […]
Asa here. You’ve probably noticed that Chuck Billy takes great delight in sharing my embarrassing stories. Well Mr. Perfect finally had his own awkward moment this past weekend. There we were enjoying a game of fetch on the beach. Best yet, Mom remembered to bring the ChuckIt Launcher! With one flick of the wrist we […]
I’m so embarrassed. I humiliated myself in front of Dad’s coworkers! Up until now they knew me as the fierce watch dog who would bark to protect Dad while he worked. Now they think of me as a goofy Golden and can’t stop laughing at my expense! It all happened yesterday during the morning meeting […]
What kind of a big brother would I be if I didn’t share embarrassing home movies of Asa from time to time? Let’s face it, Asa was an annoying ball of fluff when he was a puppy! At the time I found his lack of personal space and constant need for negative attention very irritating. […]
For years I have been haunted by an innocent mistake I made as a puppy. I stole Santa’s hat. When I was a mere pup of 11 months old, Mom and Dad took me to get my picture taken with Santa, and let’s just say I got a bit overly excited. Come on, who hasn’t […]
Today Asa and I would like to speak to you about a serious subject: Dog Bed Spontaneous Combustion. It is a little known fact that dog beds can spontaneously combust…usually during the wee hours of the night or during working hours when no Humans are present to witness this catastrophic event, thus leading to dogs being […]
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, this is silly, Over many a quaint and curious costume of forgotten Halloweens — While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came some laughing, As of some one gently laughing, laughing at my garb. “’Tis the TV,” I muttered, “laughing in my living room — Only this […]
Once again Adolescent Asa has discovered a “new” song, and has decided to put his own spin on the lyrics. For the past week every morning he has been singing, “For Those About to Walk.” Yep, this time Asa is reinterpreting the lyrics to AC/DC’s classic anthem For Those About to Rock. Seriously Mom, you […]
