I’m so embarrassed. I humiliated myself in front of Dad’s coworkers! Up until now they knew me as the fierce watch dog who would bark to protect Dad while he worked. Now they think of me as a goofy Golden and can’t stop laughing at my expense! It all happened yesterday during the morning meeting […]
What kind of a big brother would I be if I didn’t share embarrassing home movies of Asa from time to time? Let’s face it, Asa was an annoying ball of fluff when he was a puppy! At the time I found his lack of personal space and constant need for negative attention very irritating. […]
For years I have been haunted by an innocent mistake I made as a puppy. I stole Santa’s hat. When I was a mere pup of 11 months old, Mom and Dad took me to get my picture taken with Santa, and let’s just say I got a bit overly excited. Come on, who hasn’t […]
Today Asa and I would like to speak to you about a serious subject: Dog Bed Spontaneous Combustion. It is a little known fact that dog beds can spontaneously combust…usually during the wee hours of the night or during working hours when no Humans are present to witness this catastrophic event, thus leading to dogs being […]
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, this is silly, Over many a quaint and curious costume of forgotten Halloweens — While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came some laughing, As of some one gently laughing, laughing at my garb. “’Tis the TV,” I muttered, “laughing in my living room — Only this […]
Once again Adolescent Asa has discovered a “new” song, and has decided to put his own spin on the lyrics. For the past week every morning he has been singing, “For Those About to Walk.” Yep, this time Asa is reinterpreting the lyrics to AC/DC’s classic anthem For Those About to Rock. Seriously Mom, you […]
Fetch aficionados rejoice! After months…well maybe just weeks…our long suffering neglect is finally over! We got a Chuckit Ball Launcher! It all began innocently enough with Asa happily watching other dogs play fetch with this coveted toy on the beach. His longing looks did not go unnoticed, and we were often invited to play. As […]
Ok before anyone worries, I’m fine. I’m wearing the cone of shame because of a hot spot. An annual summer event around here. Anyways, while wearing this foolish thing, I was hoping Asa would step up and help around the house. But yet again my optimism turned to disappointment when a stranger appeared at our […]
As you no doubt already know, today is Take Your Dog to Work Day. Last year on this date to hide my disappointment of being left at home, I may have told you a fib by writing that my Dad is a Super Hero. Ok, I lied. Dad isn’t a Super Hero. I just told […]
Dear Maddie, I would like to apologize for my little brother’s behavior at the beach on Saturday. That was really nice of you and your Dad to invite us to play fetch. Asa didn’t mean to dominate the game. It’s just that for the longest time now we’ve seen dogs playing at the beach with […]
