Ok before anyone worries, I’m fine. I’m wearing the cone of shame because of a hot spot. An annual summer event around here. Anyways, while wearing this foolish thing, I was hoping Asa would step up and help around the house. But yet again my optimism turned to disappointment when a stranger appeared at our […]
As you no doubt already know, today is Take Your Dog to Work Day. Last year on this date to hide my disappointment of being left at home, I may have told you a fib by writing that my Dad is a Super Hero. Ok, I lied. Dad isn’t a Super Hero. I just told […]
Dear Maddie, I would like to apologize for my little brother’s behavior at the beach on Saturday. That was really nice of you and your Dad to invite us to play fetch. Asa didn’t mean to dominate the game. It’s just that for the longest time now we’ve seen dogs playing at the beach with […]
Pssst. Asa here. We interrupt Chuck Billy’s regularly scheduled blog post to bring you his embarassing story. Just now we were outside in the yard, when all of the sudden we could hear dozens of squeaky toys! Flying directly above our yard were Canadian Geese returning from their winter sojourn. It was thrilling to hear […]
Adolescent Asa has reached an all time low. He somehow got a hold of an old article from GQ on pick up lines, and was inspired to try out some of his own. How embarrassing! Would you believe he actually thought these pick up lines would impress girls? Are your paws tired? Because you’ve been […]
It’s official. My little brother is a teenager. Ever since Asa heard the classic rock anthem, “I Wanna Rock,” by Twisted Sister, he has been barking it at the top of his lungs. But once again he is a delinquent without a clue, because he misheard the lyrics and thinks the song is literally about […]
Gather around, my friends, and I will share with you my tale of Halloween Horror. It all begins innocently enough in a small town in southern Maine, with my family. On the surface we look normal enough. We go about our lives not bothering anyone, wave at the neighbors, and do what any other family […]
Har, har, har, very funny, Mom. It seems Mom does not appreciate my efforts to protect our family from Squirrels. So she decided to embarrass me by making me wear a ridiculous new collar with pictures of Squirrels on it. But what she doesn’t realize is that I am doing her a great service protecting […]
Recently Grandma was telling me all about the benefits of the yoga classes that she and Grandpa take. Apparently when you age you lose flexibility and balance. Well this got me thinking, what if I’m not as bendy as I once was? So to my puppy photo album I went, and much to my horror […]
If you’re reading this, can you please let me know if it is ok to come out of my bunker? Yesterday on the evening news I saw that they were predicting a Blood Red Moon for last night. To be honest, I didn’t listen to the whole story. As soon as the anchorman said the […]
