Dad tries. He really does. But when it comes to giving presents to Mom, let’s just say he could use a little help. One year for Mother’s Day he and Lemmy gave Mom a vacuum. Yep, he forced Lemmy to give Mom the starring character in every dog’s nightmare! Then there was the BIG birthday […]
You know that old scenario where a human sneaks their vegetables to the dog, because they don’t want to eat them? Well what if the reverse happens where it is the dog who is sneaking his veggies to the human because he doesn’t want to eat them? I’m having a bit of a moral dilemma. […]
Asa’s life of deception has finally been revealed! I knew it would only be a matter of time before he slipped up and would get caught. For years he has been sneaking onto the couch when Mom and Dad aren’t home, thus breaking the no dogs on the furniture rule. But finally Asa’s bravado got […]
Ok, so in Monday’s post I may not have given Lemmy the credit he deserves. It wasn’t until I started looking through his old puppy photos that I realized how utterly ridiculous Mom and Dad were as first time dog owners. No wonder Lemmy acted odd on my first day! My homecoming probably reminded him […]
Way to go science revealing a long held dog secret. Apparently three Swiss scientists, who study dog cognition at the University of Zurich in Switzerland, conducted a test to expose our secret to the world. Namely, dogs do indeed manipulate humans to get what they want! In fact to further add to their research, I’m […]
It has come to our attention that last Friday was Employee Appreciation Day. So Asa and I thought we’d take this opportunity to remind Mom and Dad to appreciate the variety of employee benefits we give them each and every day by taking care of us. Health Care: As our employees, the biggest benefit Asa and […]
Yesterday was National Peanut Butter Day! So in honor of my favorite treat here is my Ode to Peanut Butter. Ok, I admit I’m no Lord Byron, and this poem does not do justice to the wonderful treat it pays tribute to. But it’s hard to recite poetry with peanut butter stuck to the roof […]
Ssshhh, come closer. Can you keep a secret? We want to tell you something, but don’t want Mom or Dad to hear. Yesterday they fed us breakfast TWICE! I know, awesome, right?! Normally I get really angry when Humans mess with my feeding times, but I have to admit I really enjoyed the end of […]
WHAT? Sorry I can’t hear you over Adolescent Asa’s caterwauling. He is singing along to Mom’s Bon Jovi CDs. Bon Jovi released their new album today, and it’s Mom’s tradition to play all their CDs to celebrate. By my estimate that’s 258 tracks, and that’s not counting the DVDs and VHS tapes that she’ll watch […]
It is no secret that Mom and Dad are Helicopter Dog Parents, always hovering and keeping close watch over our every move. But what may come as a shock to you is we have never taken a family vacation together! Sure we have gone away for the weekend, but never on a long road trip. […]
