Congratulations Grandma! Asa and I are very excited to announce that our Grandma is now a certified yoga instructor! Her training began last fall, and she has worked really hard learning all sorts of interesting things including the proper way to pose and move, anatomy, and different approaches of teaching everyone from children to the […]
I admit I sometimes I give my little brother a hard time. I have to do it. It’s my job as a big brother. Just like it is Asa’s job as my little brother to be extra annoying. However, despite all my teasing I know I can count on Asa in an emergency. Would you […]
For Mother’s Day Asa and I would like to tell you about our beautiful Momma Sage and Grandma Rue. They’re celebrities! Momma Sage and Grandma Rue each had the honor of being models for L.L. Bean! Grandma Rue’s modeling career began when she was asked to pose for the 2010 catalog. Rue was very familiar […]
Asa here. I can’t believe Mom and Dad went to see Bon Jovi without me! Don’t they know ever since I was a puppy all I’ve dreamed about is becoming a rock star? I know once Jon Bon Jovi meets me, he’ll invite me to join him onstage and sing one of their iconic songs! […]
Apparently yesterday was National Peanut Butter Lovers Day. Not to be confused with National Peanut Butter Day which takes place in January or National Peanut Butter Month which everyone knows is November. Anyways, I would like to dedicate My Ode to Peanut Butter to our big brother, Lemmy, who absolutely loved this treat. So much […]
Asa here. Mom and I both have our annual physicals this week! However, whereas I look forward to seeing my veterinarian, Mom is a bit reluctant to see her doctor. What’s not to love? To show her there is nothing to fear, I decided to invite Mom to tag along on my yearly wellness checkup […]
It has been a very long week here for Asa and I ever since we were accused in the disappearance of the dog nail clippers and hindering their replacement. Yesterday our lawyer, Pye the Guinea Pig Esq., filed a motion to dismiss due to problems with the investigation. “First, my clients were not made aware […]
Asa here. Chuck Billy is exhausted from celebrating his birthday yesterday, so I thought I’d let him sleep in this morning. Problem is the case of the missing dog nail clippers has resumed with even more evidence against us. I found a copy of Detective Mom’s affidavit on the kitchen table. To be honest my […]
On the evening of January 24, 2018 a pair of dog nail clippers were reported missing. After an in-depth search and investigation, two suspects were brought in for questioning. Their names have been changed to protect their identity. The following is their interrogation for this currently on-going investigation. Det. Mom: Charles William, our investigation clearly […]
Three years ago today my world changed for the better. My little brother Asa joined our family! Never in my wildest dreams did I think that little ball of fluff would grow into my best friend and that we’d go on so many wonderful tail wagging adventures together. Thank you Asa for being my brother! […]
