On the evening of January 24, 2018 a pair of dog nail clippers were reported missing. After an in-depth search and investigation, two suspects were brought in for questioning. Their names have been changed to protect their identity. The following is their interrogation for this currently on-going investigation. Det. Mom: Charles William, our investigation clearly […]
Three years ago today my world changed for the better. My little brother Asa joined our family! Never in my wildest dreams did I think that little ball of fluff would grow into my best friend and that we’d go on so many wonderful tail wagging adventures together. Thank you Asa for being my brother! […]
Everyone knows that when being petted, I prefer sitting on the left side of the person while Asa sits on the right. However, Asa has a hard time remembering this unwritten rule, and I am forced to remind him on a daily basis. Every evening it is the same routine. While Mom tidies up in […]
Last night started off like any other. Mom kissed us good night then headed upstairs, while Asa and I settled in to sleep. However, sometime around midnight Asa woke me up. Something was wrong! But wrong in a good way, Mom left the gate open! Due to Asa’s insomnia and “up all night, party every […]
When will Humans learn? While channel surfing I couldn’t help but notice all the shows dishing out advice on how to live a happy and fulfilling life in the year ahead. Every single one of these “experts” were missing the mark on what it takes to be truly happy. They talked about dieting, exercising, and […]
‘Tis the season of giving, and I’m taking that message to heart. Last January my grandparents gave me a gift card for my birthday. However, I already have everything I need, a bacon scented squeaky ball and treats. What more could a dog want? Well apparently Asa needs stuff, especially since I may have accidentally […]
You know how every neighborhood has that one creepy house? It may be a bit rundown. Or even completely abandoned. Or perhaps it looks perfectly normal, but there’s just a weird vibe coming from it. Well our neighborhood isn’t any different. However, what makes that house stand out on our street is Mom and Dad’s […]
Today is Boss Appreciation Day. However, I’ve been awake for a few hours now, and Mom, Dad and Asa have yet to do anything to mark this special holiday. Therefore as their lovable boss, I would like to take this time to remind them, why they should appreciate me today and every day. After all […]
It has come to my attention that despite living at my Grandparents’ lake house for a year now, my Kitty Cousins have yet to go swimming! Mind Blown! If I lived there I would roll out of bed every morning and jump in the lake. In fact if I could I’d spend my whole day […]
Asa has it in his head that he’s a “true gentleman.” Since I have better things to do, I’m going to let Asa explain that one to you. Thank you Chuck Billy. While scrolling through photos from Mom’s recent visit to Star Island, I made a startling discovery. I’ve always known that I was named […]
