Ok Asa, act natural. Uh oh, this isn’t good. Maybe Mom didn’t hear the crash? Of course she heard it, what was I thinking? She hears everything! Oh no, I can hear her moving upstairs. Quick! Help me hide the evidence! Stop wagging your tail Asa, and help me! This isn’t a game! You’re just […]
Blame it on the Super Moon, or perhaps I’m still adjusting to the time change, but boy was I a grouchy Golden this weekend. Shocking, right?! Me, who NEVER complains about anything was grouchy! It all started at 3:00 AM Saturday morning, when I realized Dad never came home from visiting my Grandparents. He’s spending […]
WHAT? Sorry I can’t hear you over Adolescent Asa’s caterwauling. He is singing along to Mom’s Bon Jovi CDs. Bon Jovi released their new album today, and it’s Mom’s tradition to play all their CDs to celebrate. By my estimate that’s 258 tracks, and that’s not counting the DVDs and VHS tapes that she’ll watch […]
It is no secret that Mom and Dad are Helicopter Dog Parents, always hovering and keeping close watch over our every move. But what may come as a shock to you is we have never taken a family vacation together! Sure we have gone away for the weekend, but never on a long road trip. […]
Dear Mom and Dad, Asa and I can’t help but notice that you seem to follow the “do as I say, not as I do” philosophy when it comes to certain games. Case in point, this past weekend you had delivered a big dump truck full of dirt and a second truck full of rocks. […]
Way to go science ruining the good deal dogs had going! I have to admit I’m insulted by the recent study that revealed dogs understand language. Of course we understand language! One swipe through social media would have saved these researchers’ time because they would have seen that dogs comment daily on the actions of […]
Fetch aficionados rejoice! After months…well maybe just weeks…our long suffering neglect is finally over! We got a Chuckit Ball Launcher! It all began innocently enough with Asa happily watching other dogs play fetch with this coveted toy on the beach. His longing looks did not go unnoticed, and we were often invited to play. As […]
I finally understand what Chuck Billy has been trying to tell me about answering the call of the wild and following my innate instincts! All that was missing was a motorcycle! But as luck would have it, Dad brought one home this weekend. Finally I can experience the wind in my fur, while breathing in […]
Warning: The following article is for DOGS ONLY. Humans, please keep scrolling. Asa and I would like to share with our fellow dogs our important breakthrough in cracking the human language secret code. As you all know there are certain words that no matter what the language all dogs recognize. These include but are not […]
Dear Maddie, I would like to apologize for my little brother’s behavior at the beach on Saturday. That was really nice of you and your Dad to invite us to play fetch. Asa didn’t mean to dominate the game. It’s just that for the longest time now we’ve seen dogs playing at the beach with […]
