You know that old scenario where a human sneaks their vegetables to the dog, because they don’t want to eat them? Well what if the reverse happens where it is the dog who is sneaking his veggies to the human because he doesn’t want to eat them? I’m having a bit of a moral dilemma. […]
Asa’s life of deception has finally been revealed! I knew it would only be a matter of time before he slipped up and would get caught. For years he has been sneaking onto the couch when Mom and Dad aren’t home, thus breaking the no dogs on the furniture rule. But finally Asa’s bravado got […]
Exactly one year ago today I started the Yuck Mouth Revolution by urging my fellow dogs to stand up for their dental hygiene rights! Ok, so it wasn’t a revolution per se, because there weren’t any rallies, catchy slogans, or even celebrity endorsements. But I still think it is a good idea. So today I […]
Ok, I admit it. I messed up, and accidentally lost track of Dad’s whereabouts. I know what you’re thinking. As pack leader it is my job to know where my pack members are at all times. But in my defense, I had a lot going on this weekend with the lunar eclipse UFO threat, not […]
Ok Asa, act natural. Uh oh, this isn’t good. Maybe Mom didn’t hear the crash? Of course she heard it, what was I thinking? She hears everything! Oh no, I can hear her moving upstairs. Quick! Help me hide the evidence! Stop wagging your tail Asa, and help me! This isn’t a game! You’re just […]
Blame it on the Super Moon, or perhaps I’m still adjusting to the time change, but boy was I a grouchy Golden this weekend. Shocking, right?! Me, who NEVER complains about anything was grouchy! It all started at 3:00 AM Saturday morning, when I realized Dad never came home from visiting my Grandparents. He’s spending […]
WHAT? Sorry I can’t hear you over Adolescent Asa’s caterwauling. He is singing along to Mom’s Bon Jovi CDs. Bon Jovi released their new album today, and it’s Mom’s tradition to play all their CDs to celebrate. By my estimate that’s 258 tracks, and that’s not counting the DVDs and VHS tapes that she’ll watch […]
It is no secret that Mom and Dad are Helicopter Dog Parents, always hovering and keeping close watch over our every move. But what may come as a shock to you is we have never taken a family vacation together! Sure we have gone away for the weekend, but never on a long road trip. […]
Dear Mom and Dad, Asa and I can’t help but notice that you seem to follow the “do as I say, not as I do” philosophy when it comes to certain games. Case in point, this past weekend you had delivered a big dump truck full of dirt and a second truck full of rocks. […]
Way to go science ruining the good deal dogs had going! I have to admit I’m insulted by the recent study that revealed dogs understand language. Of course we understand language! One swipe through social media would have saved these researchers’ time because they would have seen that dogs comment daily on the actions of […]
