I take back everything negative I’ve said about Mom and Dad’s trainer. The man is a genius! This week he finally gave me the recognition I deserve. He put me on a pedestal! Clearly Mom and Dad weren’t worshipping me like they should. To clear up any confusion, this week in class their trainer put […]
I’m almost positive that Mom and Dad’s trainer was trained by a cat. That is the only logical explanation for the illogical walk we did together in class this week. It all began with our continuing work in training Mom and Dad to follow my lead while leashed to me. After barking my concerns at […]
We have finally reached the point in Mom and Dad’s training that I’ve been waiting for, polite leash walking! The reason we enrolled Mom and Dad for summer school was because of their refusal to follow Asa and myself when on a leash. There have been many times where we see a friend to greet, […]
It has become painfully obvious that Mom and Dad are lost without us. Saturday was a rainy day, and going on an adventure with us was out of the question. I like mud as much as the next dog, but it looked like monsoon season out there. So Mom said, “let’s be wild and crazy […]
I’m beginning to question if Mom and Dad are taking their training serious. Asa and I are rocking their sit and stay training. I admit at first it was difficult to watch Mom and Dad wander farther and farther away from us, while we just sat there. I may have even panicked a few times […]
After taking 113,476 photos, Mom’s camera broke! This camera was practically an appendage. If it wasn’t in Mom’s hand, it was nearby, usually in her right front pocket. Mom by no means considers herself a photographer. Instead, she fancies herself our family’s historian, documenting good times and sad, ordinary and extraordinary days, and of course […]
Mom and Dad’s first training class didn’t go quite as expected. However, I believe we are on the right track to retraining them to be more responsive to our demands, oops I mean commands. Anyways, as soon as we arrived to class, the trainer immediately separated us! He tied Asa to one corner, me to […]
It was a quiet Saturday morning. Asa and I were enjoying our post-breakfast nap, and Mom had just settled in to watch a little TV. Then suddenly our tranquil bliss was ruined with the ear piercing chirp of a smoke alarm! Instantly I ran to the door! After all, everyone knows you’re suppose to get […]
Mom and Dad, I think you know why Asa and I called this meeting today. In honor of Administrative Professionals’ Day we would like to thank you for your hard work assisting us with Living with a Golden, as well as address concerns about your possible future employment with us. First off, we’d like to […]
Being an office dog is hard work, especially when your coworker insists on using a term that can easily be confused with our favorite game. Due to Dad’s inability to communicate effectively, balls or any toy that can be used like a ball are now banned from the office. Now before you go jumping to […]
