Well that didn’t go as planned. Mom really should have left well enough alone, because now she has an even bigger mess to clean up. Mom for some inexplicable reason thought Asa and I needed baths before Thanksgiving. Personally, we both thought we smelled and looked awesome before the baths, but that is not the […]
If serving my meals exactly one hour late isn’t insult enough, last night Mom gave me the wrong bowl for dinner! Now to be honest, I was very excited to see that it wasn’t my usual slow feeder bowl, that I wolfed down Asa’s meal before Mom realized her mistake. However, after the mere seconds […]
Well our Monday is off to a great start. Please note the sarcasm. On a good day, Dad bags up our poop, and puts them in a bigger bag to proudly carry with us on our walk. Unfortunately this morning there was a hole in the big bag, and being still half-asleep and coffee deprived, […]
This week I experienced the most terrifying half hour of my life, and Asa slept through it! We lost power on Wednesday thus starting a chain reaction of things beeping and buzzing throughout my home. Everyone knows beeping and buzzing signals danger! But did my family react? No! Mom and Dad just sat there drinking […]
Dear Readers, because Mom took a personal day off yesterday without asking my permission first, I do not have a post to share with you today. Clearly Mom neglected to read the section in her Training Manual, which I wrote, regarding unexcused absences. Had she been following my guidelines she would have known that before […]
Dad tries, he really does, but when it comes to Mother’s Day gifts, let’s just say he errs on the side of caution. In the past he has put our names on rather practical gifts for Mom. Don’t get me wrong. She appreciated them all, but they certainly lacked the wow factor. Take for example […]
Mom and Dad were bored this weekend, and now Asa and I are paying the consequences for their tomfoolery! They like to play this game every once in awhile where they will talk about the silliest things to see what ads will appear in their social media newsfeeds. Sure enough the bots were listening and […]
It’s no secret that Mom comes from a long line of nervous cleaners. When Grandma is worried about something, she cleans the house, just like Great Nana did, and Great Great Nana before her. So needless to say with Asa’s surgery this week, Mom has been on a cleaning frenzy. There’s no stopping her from […]
They say, “You are what you eat.” They also say, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.” However, I want to know what “they” would say about the current cookie confusion in our home. As you may recall back in January, Dad had the awkward experience of attempting to eat one of MY dog treats. […]
Remember that new dog bed I received for my birthday that I didn’t like? Well it’s still an awful bed, but as a training tool for Mom and Dad it is awesome! As you know, training Mom and Dad, and not letting them slip back into bad habits, has been an ongoing struggle for me. […]
