Although Dad and I disagree on which is better, new car smell vs eau de dog, there is one thing we can agree on – no one wants the car to smell like poop! Unfortunately though a lot of the trails we hike don’t have trash receptacles, and require us to bring it on car […]
Owning a new car, especially after 19 years with the old one, comes with a learning curve. Dad needs to get use driving it, especially with the new safety features. For Mom it is joining everyone else in the 21st century by giving up her CDs and getting use to streaming. As for Asa and […]
Mom has a lot on her mind lately. Therefore she did what generations of women in her family have done in similar situations – she cleaned the house. I’m not talking your average weekly chores. I’m talking about finding what’s that in the back of the cupboards and closets, and dusting the top of the […]
My little brother has a lot on his mind these days. Therefore I thought I’d give him a morale boost with our favorite game. Normally I like to show off my athletic prowess, by outrunning Asa to retrieve the ball, over and over and over again. In the past, Mom would occasionally have to hold […]
Asa likes to be helpful around house. Case in point he’s always picking up socks when he finds them. So after watching Mom slowly chipping away at her spring cleaning to-do list, Asa decided he’d help her tidy up. Or at least he thought he was helping. When emptying the bathroom wastebasket, Mom noticed one […]
It is with a droopy tail that I announce that after 7 years of beekeeping this summer my hives will remain empty. We made this difficult decision after the series of unfortunate events these past few years. It began in 2020 when we experienced a colony collapse, which is basically a fancy way of saying […]
I am excited to announce that I have undeniable proof for my kitchen portal theory! For those unfamiliar with this aspect of my research as a renowned Dog Ufologist, for years I have been investigating the connection between things disappearing in my kitchen and reappearing in the most unexpected of places. Take for example in […]
The eye specialist warned us that Asa’s personality may change after losing his eye. I did not realize that meant for the better. He’s finally helping me with my most important duty – reminding Mom it is dinnertime! In the past Asa was very irresponsible, and would leave the work all up to me, while […]
Alright, now that things are slowly going back to normal here with Asa, I admit I had my doubts that would happen so may have come up with a backup plan. But do you blame me? Routine is very important to me, especially my daily walks. With things veering off schedule, I knew I needed […]
Coach Chuck Billy here. Dogs, gather around. We need to discuss our game plan for Sunday’s Super Bowl. Soon humans will be gathering in front of the television to gorge themselves on food while watching football. This day dedicated to eating is even better than Thanksgiving, because humans will be distracted and not necessarily focused […]
