I had the best night’s sleep last night, and for once I have Asa to thank for it! It all began when Mom and Dad headed up to bed. Normally Asa and I sleep downstairs, with me choosing one of our four dog beds to sleep on, while Asa crashes on the couch. He knows […]
Mom and Dad take awesome care of Chuck Billy and me. So to thank them, I thought I’d buy them a special gift for their upcoming wedding anniversary. But what should I get them? I decided to ask the best gift giver I know, Santa! Normally I can only go to the mall in December […]
Thank you for attending today’s press conference at such short notice. My name is Detective Chuck Billy, and I am the lead investigator, with me is my unwitting assistant, Asa. Where did he go? Oh never mind, I’m sure he’ll turn up. Today I am pleased to announce that not only did I successfully solve […]
This evening yet another town council is having a meeting to discuss tighter restrictions on dogs at their beach. In the past few years, we have seen places we once enjoyed ban dogs entirely, or enact highly restrictive rules, and yet we understand why towns feel they have no other choice but to do it. […]
Is your lawn looking a bit ruff this spring? Before you attempt the backbreaking work of rototilling, let us tear up, oops I mean, aerate your yard! No expensive equipment needed. No arduous work required. In fact, we’ll make it a pleasant afternoon. You just throw our ball repeatedly, and Asa and I will happily […]
As you know I take my responsibility as guard dog very serious. However, despite my efforts, I can’t be in two places at once. So when away on neighborhood patrol I like to use my Number Two Security System. No, not Asa. He’s useless when it comes to guarding our home. In fact I’m sure […]
Dogs, gather round. We need to have an important talk on this Earth Day. It seems not everyone is getting the message on the importance of picking up the poop! According to multiple surveys, only 60 percent of dog owners clean up after their pets. 60 percent may seem like a good start, but it […]
It’s no secret that Mom comes from a long line of nervous cleaners. When Grandma is worried about something, she cleans the house, just like Great Nana did, and Great Great Nana before her. So needless to say with Asa’s surgery this week, Mom has been on a cleaning frenzy. There’s no stopping her from […]
The following is a conversation between myself and Asa regarding the delivery of a surprise box of Wüfers cookies, with no note as to who sent it. Chuck Billy: Step away from the box. I repeat step away! Asa: Why? The Easter Bunny is probably practicing social distancing again this year, and sent them to […]
Remember that new dog bed I received for my birthday that I didn’t like? Well it’s still an awful bed, but as a training tool for Mom and Dad it is awesome! As you know, training Mom and Dad, and not letting them slip back into bad habits, has been an ongoing struggle for me. […]
