Apparently Mom and Asa are having a bit of a disagreement over whether it is too cold to go out and play. I have to admit I’m on Mom’s side because of the deep freeze blanketing the country. At least on the bright side, Mom and Asa are in agreement that it’s something to sing […]
There we were all snug in our beds enjoying a peaceful night’s sleep. When all of a sudden Asa made that one sound that can wake Mom from a deep slumber. He was about to vomit. Down the stairs, two at a time, Mom came with a bound, determined to save the living room rug! […]
Today Asa and I would like to speak to you about a serious subject: Dog Bed Spontaneous Combustion. It is a little known fact that dog beds can spontaneously combust…usually during the wee hours of the night or during working hours when no Humans are present to witness this catastrophic event, thus leading to dogs being […]
Dad means well, he really does. But I’m a dog, and even I’m baffled by his poor sense of judgement. Would you believe thanks to Dad’s silly mistake, Asa almost lost his Imaginary Friend? After Dad accidentally broke the stove, he decided a new one would be the “perfect” birthday gift for Mom. Unbelievable! At […]
Blame it on the Super Moon, or perhaps I’m still adjusting to the time change, but boy was I a grouchy Golden this weekend. Shocking, right?! Me, who NEVER complains about anything was grouchy! It all started at 3:00 AM Saturday morning, when I realized Dad never came home from visiting my Grandparents. He’s spending […]
WHAT? Sorry I can’t hear you over Adolescent Asa’s caterwauling. He is singing along to Mom’s Bon Jovi CDs. Bon Jovi released their new album today, and it’s Mom’s tradition to play all their CDs to celebrate. By my estimate that’s 258 tracks, and that’s not counting the DVDs and VHS tapes that she’ll watch […]
Asa, we need to have a little chat. Yes it is impressive that you out ran me and caught that frisbee…multiple times…in a row. But don’t you even think for a minute it is because you’re more athletic than me. It was just pure luck. After all, as your older brother anything you can do […]
Asa, I get it. You’re a cuddler. You like to be as close as possible to everyone. While being petted you lean into the person, putting all your weight against them. When Dad is working, nothing makes you happier than resting your head on his lap and watching him. And Mom is convinced your fur […]
Once again Adolescent Asa has discovered a “new” song, and has decided to put his own spin on the lyrics. For the past week every morning he has been singing, “For Those About to Walk.” Yep, this time Asa is reinterpreting the lyrics to AC/DC’s classic anthem For Those About to Rock. Seriously Mom, you […]
I’m not sure what triggered it, but my happy-go-lucky little brother is in quite a bad mood this morning! It all started when Dad was getting ready to take us on our walk. Asa flopped on the kitchen floor and refused to get up. To be honest, I have to take responsibility for teaching him […]
