What kind of a big brother would I be if I didn’t share embarrassing home movies of Asa from time to time? Let’s face it, Asa was an annoying ball of fluff when he was a puppy! At the time I found his lack of personal space and constant need for negative attention very irritating. […]
Ok Asa, act natural. Uh oh, this isn’t good. Maybe Mom didn’t hear the crash? Of course she heard it, what was I thinking? She hears everything! Oh no, I can hear her moving upstairs. Quick! Help me hide the evidence! Stop wagging your tail Asa, and help me! This isn’t a game! You’re just […]
Rosamunde Pilcher once wrote, “And the wicked thing is, that when we’re really upset, we always take it out on the people who are closest and whom we love the most.” Asa, I owe you a big apology. My behavior this past weekend was inexcusable. I could blame it on my anxiety that the creepy […]
Apparently Mom and Asa are having a bit of a disagreement over whether it is too cold to go out and play. I have to admit I’m on Mom’s side because of the deep freeze blanketing the country. At least on the bright side, Mom and Asa are in agreement that it’s something to sing […]
There we were all snug in our beds enjoying a peaceful night’s sleep. When all of a sudden Asa made that one sound that can wake Mom from a deep slumber. He was about to vomit. Down the stairs, two at a time, Mom came with a bound, determined to save the living room rug! […]
Today Asa and I would like to speak to you about a serious subject: Dog Bed Spontaneous Combustion. It is a little known fact that dog beds can spontaneously combust…usually during the wee hours of the night or during working hours when no Humans are present to witness this catastrophic event, thus leading to dogs being […]
Dad means well, he really does. But I’m a dog, and even I’m baffled by his poor sense of judgement. Would you believe thanks to Dad’s silly mistake, Asa almost lost his Imaginary Friend? After Dad accidentally broke the stove, he decided a new one would be the “perfect” birthday gift for Mom. Unbelievable! At […]
Blame it on the Super Moon, or perhaps I’m still adjusting to the time change, but boy was I a grouchy Golden this weekend. Shocking, right?! Me, who NEVER complains about anything was grouchy! It all started at 3:00 AM Saturday morning, when I realized Dad never came home from visiting my Grandparents. He’s spending […]
WHAT? Sorry I can’t hear you over Adolescent Asa’s caterwauling. He is singing along to Mom’s Bon Jovi CDs. Bon Jovi released their new album today, and it’s Mom’s tradition to play all their CDs to celebrate. By my estimate that’s 258 tracks, and that’s not counting the DVDs and VHS tapes that she’ll watch […]
Asa, we need to have a little chat. Yes it is impressive that you out ran me and caught that frisbee…multiple times…in a row. But don’t you even think for a minute it is because you’re more athletic than me. It was just pure luck. After all, as your older brother anything you can do […]
