Asa’s in puppy prison. And if Mom had her way Dad would be in puppy prison too. I can’t help but feel bad for the little guy. It all started with Mom taking down the Halloween decorations and replacing them with ones for Thanksgiving. This is the first time in Asa’s short life that he’s […]
Puppy Insomnia is a sleep disorder that is characterized by difficulty falling and/or staying asleep due to living with a puppy, and I have a bad case of it! Dogs suffering from Puppy Insomnia usually have one or more of the following symptoms: Difficulty falling asleep due to a Puppy pestering you. Waking up often […]
Uh oh, looks like Asa spontaneously combusted. Last time I saw him he was happily playing in the living room, and now all that is left are clumps of his fur everywhere. I really shouldn’t be surprised by this. Every year millions of puppies spontaneously combust, but no one ever talks about it. After all, […]
I bet you’re wondering why I’m hanging out in Asa’s crate today. It is because my disgusting little brother struck again. You see during the night he had an upset tummy while in his crate. At first I thought nothing of it, because after all he was safely locked in with it. What harm could […]
The following is a public service announcement from Chuck Billy and Asa: We’d like to talk with you today about a serious topic – Retrieving. Many people inaccurately assume that just because we are Golden Retrievers we can retrieve. However, that cannot be further from the truth! Eye / mouth coordination is a skill not […]
Dognabit! I can’t take it anymore!!! I’m sorry, that outburst was very unbecoming of a Golden. But once again Asa ruined a perfectly good nap by insisting on laying on my head. Recently though my good friend, Shawn, reminded me that Asa is only doing it because he loves me and wants to be with […]
Hanging out in my yard with Asa is like being with Pac Man. But instead of ghosts, he is tirelessly chasing crickets. You see our yard has exploded with crickets. They are everywhere! And Asa has taken it upon himself to try to eat them all. Problem is Asa doesn’t have the best eye / […]
Uh oh, it looks like Asa had a disagreement with his Imaginary Friend again. I just don’t understand why those two can’t get along? But every day it is the same thing. Asa will be happily playing in the living room, then he will notice his Imaginary Friend who likes to hang out in the […]
Hi, my name is Asa and I have a hot spot. Chuck Billy is forcing me to write today’s blog post because he is too busy muttering something about Aliens and this stupid lampshade I have to wear. Seriously, what is wrong with my family?! This is ridiculous! It all started last night when I […]
Asa has been living with us for six months now. Time for another performance review! I’ll be using the same questions from his First 100 Days interview: How do you see your role in this family? Now that I’ve been here for six months, I feel that my role has been clearly defined as Entertainment […]
