This past Sunday it was a beautiful day in our neighborhood, and Mom and Dad were restless. Therefore Asa and I decided to leash them up and take them for a walk on the beach to burn off some energy. Little did we realize the adventure that awaited us! When we arrived we discovered the […]
When it comes to food, Asa is weird. Whereas I spend hours anticipating dinner, and reminding Mom to feed us, Asa will not help at all. In fact when dinner is finally served, he will patiently wait for me to finish. And instead of begging for a delicious morsel while Mom and Dad eat, Asa […]
In celebration of National Peanut Butter Lovers Day, we dedicate today’s poem to our brother, angel Lemmy, who absolutely loved this treat. With just the mere mention of Peanut Butter, he would perform every trick he ever learned in rapid succession in the hopes of getting a lick. I admit Asa’s no Lord Byron, and his […]
Don’t get me wrong. I enjoy having my family with me 24/7. Asa and I awake together every morning. We hang out with Mom and Dad all day whether they are working, going on adventures, or just relaxing. Then Asa and I settle in together again at night. There is also the one on one […]
Attention everyone! Today starts the countdown to my 10th birthday on Sunday! Ok, if I was thinking I would have started the countdown earlier, so it would be 10 days. But I’m a dog, and math really isn’t my strong point. Regardless, all this week I’m going to share posts all about me! From sweet […]
Let’s face it. I’m not getting any younger. So if I’m going to become a famous rock star, I need to start taking this more serious. But where to begin? I did what Chuck Billy would do – research! I’ve been watching documentaries and taking notes. First off I watched a documentary on the amazing […]
Recently while enjoying a walk in the park, I couldn’t help but notice there were arrows painted on the ground. Asa, having an overactive imagination, immediately assumed the arrows pointed the way to a friendly elderly woman who lives in the woods in a house made of treats for good little dogs, and headed off […]
For centuries humans have searched for the lost city of Atlantis. Well search no further! I, Chuck Billy the renowned Dog Ufologist, have found it! People have used everything from the ancient writings of Plato, to modern day satellite photography, ground-penetrating radar and underwater technology, to find this mythical city, when all they needed to […]
For years now these rickety old stairs have been a tripping hazard and an eyesore. But let’s face it, Dad has a really long to-do list for projects around the house, and wasn’t going to rise to the challenge of fixing them anytime soon. Therefore, as his little helpers I decided that Chuck Billy and […]
Dear Owen Wilson, While watching the season premier of Saturday Night Live, I was struck by the review you shared. “Owen Wilson’s on-screen persona has all the ambition of an old Golden Retriever laying next to a fire.” In your monologue, you implied that was a negative comment. On the contrary! Being compared to a […]
