Recently while enjoying a walk in the park, I couldn’t help but notice there were arrows painted on the ground. Asa, having an overactive imagination, immediately assumed the arrows pointed the way to a friendly elderly woman who lives in the woods in a house made of treats for good little dogs, and headed off […]
For centuries humans have searched for the lost city of Atlantis. Well search no further! I, Chuck Billy the renowned Dog Ufologist, have found it! People have used everything from the ancient writings of Plato, to modern day satellite photography, ground-penetrating radar and underwater technology, to find this mythical city, when all they needed to […]
For years now these rickety old stairs have been a tripping hazard and an eyesore. But let’s face it, Dad has a really long to-do list for projects around the house, and wasn’t going to rise to the challenge of fixing them anytime soon. Therefore, as his little helpers I decided that Chuck Billy and […]
Dear Owen Wilson, While watching the season premier of Saturday Night Live, I was struck by the review you shared. “Owen Wilson’s on-screen persona has all the ambition of an old Golden Retriever laying next to a fire.” In your monologue, you implied that was a negative comment. On the contrary! Being compared to a […]
Dogs, this is our opportunity to create our own dog utopia, where we can be in charge and live our best lives! There is a village for sale in Maine! Tuthill, located approximately 15 minutes outside of Augusta, is a 55-acre complex with 25 buildings, and open spaces to run and play. Created by Kenneth […]
Over the years I’ve made my life as a watch dog seem very exciting. From barking at jaywalking squirrels on neighborhood patrol, to protecting my yard from trespassing deer, to solving the occasional bear crimes, I’ve done some really interesting things while protecting my family and neighbors. Yet my job also has a lot of […]
It finally all makes sense! Mom thought she named Asa after her ancestor, who was a fisherman with a dry wit. Whereas Asa misunderstood and assumed Mom named him after the Japanese word asa which translates to “morning!” No wonder Asa lives by the motto of rise and shine, and insists that we all wake […]
I had a busy day yesterday with Pepere’s visit, and overslept on this rainy morning. So instead of my regularly planned post which would have been super awesome, please accept this tutorial of me teaching Hedgie the Hedgehog how to do a happy dance. Typical, Asa is showing off again and ignoring his friend, Hedgie. […]
Asa has it in his head that he’s a “true gentleman.” Since I have better things to do, I’m going to let Asa explain that one to you. Thank you Chuck Billy. While scrolling through photos from Mom and Dad’s recent visit to Star Island, at the Isles of Shoals, I made a remarkable discovery. […]
Today is Take Your Dog to Work Day! For the past six years I have been working from home as Chief Executive Dog. It’s my job to make all the major decisions, manage the daily operations, and oversee the work being done by my team. Fascinating, right? Therefore today I’m sharing a glimpse into the […]
