Asa here. Can you keep a secret? I haven’t been fulfilling my guard dog duties. Instead, I’ve been happily observing two Fawns in our yard. Chuck Billy is in a growly mood though. He discovered not only did the Deer damage another one of his apple trees, they stole the two little apples growing on […]
I’m almost positive that Mom and Dad’s trainer was trained by a cat. That is the only logical explanation for the illogical walk we did together in class this week. It all began with our continuing work in training Mom and Dad to follow my lead while leashed to me. After barking my concerns at […]
Today Asa and I will be tackling the age old debate of which season is better, winter or summer. Being older and wiser, I will begin with my support of the best season ever, winter. Mother Nature, pull up a chair. I think you’re going to want to listen to this debate, and take notes. […]
Asa here. While Chuck Billy, the renowned Dog Ufologist, goes around accusing cats of being Martians, I’d like to share with you my own theory. It is based on my experience after witnessing a UFO over my neighborhood Tuesday night. Ok, well I didn’t spot the UFO, per se. I just happened to be looking […]
Asa and I are doing so well training Mom and Dad with our sit and stays, that we decided to take our training on the road! While out doing errands with them, I noticed the perfect park for us to stop and let Mom and Dad practice making us the center of attention. Too bad […]
We have finally reached the point in Mom and Dad’s training that I’ve been waiting for, polite leash walking! The reason we enrolled Mom and Dad for summer school was because of their refusal to follow Asa and myself when on a leash. There have been many times where we see a friend to greet, […]
It has become painfully obvious that Mom and Dad are lost without us. Saturday was a rainy day, and going on an adventure with us was out of the question. I like mud as much as the next dog, but it looked like monsoon season out there. So Mom said, “let’s be wild and crazy […]
In their first training class Mom and Dad were confused by what their trainer said about being too bonded. He, of course, meant Mom and Dad should sleep in separate beds. However, since then they’ve been putting myself and Asa in separate crates at night. Normally I’d point out the error in their ways, but […]
As a renowned Dog Ufologist, I am asking for your assistance with my latest research. When you look up to the night sky, do you ever get the feeling that we are not alone in the universe? Spoiler alert. We’re not. Aliens are closer than we think! In fact they may already be here and […]
I’m beginning to question if Mom and Dad are taking their training serious. Asa and I are rocking their sit and stay training. I admit at first it was difficult to watch Mom and Dad wander farther and farther away from us, while we just sat there. I may have even panicked a few times […]
