Asa and I had the best weekend ever! We attended the 4th Annual New England Golden Jubilee at Dog Mountain! Our weekend was filled with surprises, pure joy, and 120 Golden Retrievers! It all began on Friday afternoon when Mom and Dad loaded us up for a long car ride to St. Johnsbury, Vermont. Silly […]
Fool me once, shame on Deer. Fool me twice, shame on me. I can’t believe I fell for the Deer’s tricks again! For the past few years, I’ve been in an epic battle with the Deer in my neighborhood. Every spring these delinquents come sauntering into MY yard like they own the place, and proceed […]
Exactly one year ago, my veterinarian said to me the words that no dog wants to hear, “diet.” Yes, despite all my neighborhood patrols, hikes, beach romps, and endless rounds of fetch, I somehow managed to put on a few extra pounds. Well I’m happy to report at this year’s annual physical he was very […]
For those of you who have been following us for awhile, you know that Dad has a habit of giving Mom boring and practical gifts. Usually he gives Mom a kitchen appliance or something else that is very useful for daily chores. The list of past Birthday, Christmas and Mother Day gifts include snow tires, […]
For Mother’s Day Asa and I would like to tell you about our beautiful Momma Sage and Grandma Rue. They’re celebrities! Momma Sage and Grandma Rue each had the honor of being models for L.L. Bean! Grandma Rue’s modeling career began when she was asked to pose for the 2010 catalog. Rue was very familiar […]
I’m feeling a little unappreciated today. Grandma is training to become a yoga instructor. This month’s assignment is to develop a chair yoga class. Sure the routine Grandma came up with is good. But why didn’t she ask me for my advice? After all, I’ve been Mom’s chair yoga instructor for years. The following are […]
This weekend was almost perfect! It all began bright and early on Saturday morning when Mom and Dad took us to one of our favorite beaches! Due to the recent storm, the waves churned up a lot of fragrant seaweed to roll in and explore. We even made two new dog friends! Sorry, I’m drawing […]
I’d like to thank you for attending today’s press conference regarding the nationwide search for our missing Pink Flamingo. I’m Detective Chuck Billy and this is my partner Det. Asa. Our beloved lawn ornament went missing exactly one week ago sometime between 5:00 PM on Thursday and 2:00 PM on Friday. At that time the […]
Neighborhood Patrol just got a whole lot better for Asa and me. A dog treat truck visits us! It’s just like the ice cream truck that brings treats for humans, except this one is for dogs only! Ok, so perhaps it isn’t exactly like the ice cream truck. Our truck is driven by a local […]
In the neighborhood criminal justice system, kidnapping of lawn ornaments is considered an especially heinous crime. The worst criminal offenders are pursued by an elite team of dedicated detectives, Chuck Billy and Asa. Here is their story. It all started on Friday afternoon when Mom noticed one of our Pink Flamingos was missing. Visibly upset, she […]
