In a small cemetery in Bucksport, Maine a witch can be seen dancing on their town’s namesake’s grave. According to legend, their founder, Colonel Jonathan Buck, was cursed, and the evidence is still visible today in this picturesque Maine town. Jonathan Buck, who was born in Massachusetts, first came to this area of Maine as […]
I can’t believe Mom and Dad spent the weekend binge watching Netflix’s The Haunting of Hill House, when they repeatedly ignore my warnings about the haunted house right in our own neighborhood. In fact, I even wrote about this neighborhood threat last year, long before the popular Netflix series even aired. So without further ado, […]
Dear Mom, I couldn’t help but notice the UPS guy delivered the Halloween costume that you picked out for me. Now before you open that box of horrors, hear me out. I’ve been a good sport over the years. I’ve let you dress me as a pumpkin, a bee, and a caterpillar. I’ve even dressed […]
I would like to issue my sincere apologies to my neighbors. It has come to my attention that Asa and Mom are not taking their neighborhood patrol duties serious. In fact, I have an eyewitness report that Asa was seen prancing while Mom was singing her favorite walking song a bit too loudly: I’m up […]
I just heard that this week’s Mega Millions lottery is up to 1.6 billion dollars! This got me thinking about what I would buy if I won the lottery. After doing a bit of math, I realized that with 1 billion dollars I could purchase 200 million bacon scented squeaky balls! I’d never run out […]
My kitty cousins, Koloa and DeNiro, sent me this thought provoking article from Higher Perspective on how cats protect homes. Yep, you read that right. The fine folks at Higher Perspective actually wrote an article praising them as guard cats! But it’s not what you think. Whereas dogs work tirelessly protecting our homes from real […]
Well this is embarassing. It appears that despite being a renowned Dog Ufologist, I let my guard down and got abducted by a UFO again! Yesterday started like any other day. While Mom headed off for a walk with Asa, I patiently waited for Dad. I’m happy to report that Dad is getting back to […]
Rock star Asa is at it again. This time he surprised fans at a local pet supply store by performing right there in the middle of the aisle his new song, “Nothin’ But A New Toy.” Once again I give my sincerest apologies to fans of the original song by Poison, “Nothin’ But A Good […]
Gather round my friends, and I will share with you my cautionary tale of terror from 2016 describing my descent into madness. It all began just like any other day. Mom and Dad headed out, and Asa and I were settling in for our morning nap. That’s when I heard the sound. I didn’t pay […]
It all started with an uneasy feeling. Something was going on that Mom and Dad were keeping a secret from me. But what was it? Then the day came. Dad had surgery! My fearless pack leader was injured and couldn’t perform our daily routine. Now I could have made a fuss about how selfish he […]
