This weekend was almost perfect! It all began bright and early on Saturday morning when Mom and Dad took us to one of our favorite beaches! Due to the recent storm, the waves churned up a lot of fragrant seaweed to roll in and explore. We even made two new dog friends! Sorry, I’m drawing […]
I’d like to thank you for attending today’s press conference regarding the nationwide search for our missing Pink Flamingo. I’m Detective Chuck Billy and this is my partner Det. Asa. Our beloved lawn ornament went missing exactly one week ago sometime between 5:00 PM on Thursday and 2:00 PM on Friday. At that time the […]
Neighborhood Patrol just got a whole lot better for Asa and me. A dog treat truck visits us! It’s just like the ice cream truck that brings treats for humans, except this one is for dogs only! Ok, so perhaps it isn’t exactly like the ice cream truck. Our truck is driven by a local […]
In the neighborhood criminal justice system, kidnapping of lawn ornaments is considered an especially heinous crime. The worst criminal offenders are pursued by an elite team of dedicated detectives, Chuck Billy and Asa. Here is their story. It all started on Friday afternoon when Mom noticed one of our Pink Flamingos was missing. Visibly upset, she […]
I am a Golden Wolf. I am a fierce predator of squeaky toys. So why is it that I’m drawn to Asa’s stuffed Bunny? He’s had plenty of stuffed animals before that I’ve shredded without the slightest regard. However, I find myself drawn to this irresistible Bunny. It all started on Easter when the Easter […]
Mom and Dad, I think you know why Asa and I called this meeting today. In honor of Administrative Professionals’ Day we would like to thank you for your hard work assisting us with Living with a Golden, as well as address concerns about your possible future employment with us. First off, we’d like to […]
It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you three of my four Honey Bee hives did not survive the winter. The record breaking, prolonged period of subfreezing temperatures in January were too much for my precious Honey Bees. Today I would like to pay tribute to my beloved hardworking pets, who were […]
Being an office dog is hard work, especially when your coworker insists on using a term that can easily be confused with our favorite game. Due to Dad’s inability to communicate effectively, balls or any toy that can be used like a ball are now banned from the office. Now before you go jumping to […]
Four years ago today my brother Lemmy crossed Rainbow Bridge. However rather than have a droopy tail, I’m going to share a memory that always makes Mom and Dad laugh. It also makes me smile, because it is a reminder that no matter how wonderful Lemmy was, he wasn’t perfect. Lemmy loved the beach. Nothing […]
Sometimes it’s good to appreciate an ordinary day. Even if the circumstances which cause it are out of the ordinary. Dad, my right paw man, wasn’t feeling well this weekend. Therefore all our plans came to a screeching halt. No weekly errand to the town dump. No strutting our stuff at Ogunquit’s Patriotic Pooch Pageant. […]
