Dear Santa, well played! Well played, indeed! You even fooled Chuck Billy. But as your little helper, I know exactly what you did! I admit at first I was confused about why you came to personally install our new gutter guards. Sure it made sense that back in December 2020, that you installed the rain […]
After months of waiting I am sad to report Dad’s Mother’s Day gift for our Mom is a washout. He wanted to make a big splash by giving her what all women want as a gift, namely a pressure washer! And not just any pressure washer. One that came with special attachments to clean the […]
If you’re at the Scarborough State Beach this summer, you may see their newest lifeguard in training, Beacon the Newfie. Newfies are bred to aid with water rescues, and Beacon’s job will eventually be to help Maine state lifeguards tow in people on floatation devices during rescues. Not to brag, but I will, Beacon isn’t […]
I am pleased to announce the Chipmunk’s crime spree has come to a peaceful conclusion. He has been let off with a warning, and shows no signs of vandalizing my garden again. I might add though the case was wrapped up without any help from Patrolbird Owl. Although I am not allowed to discuss the […]
When it came to water, no one loved it more than our brother Lemmy. From the vast ocean, to the tiniest puddle if there was water around, Lemmy was in it. But whether it is the ocean, pond or puddle, each comes with their own unique safety issues for dogs. Therefore today I’m going to […]
The ticks have been particularly prevalent this summer. I know I say that every year, but we seem to be finding a lot more lately. Therefore, we’ve all been on high alert with the creepy crawly feeling that one could be on us. This unnerving feeling inspired Asa to write yet another heavy metal parody, […]
Yesterday while searching our archives for a Throwback Thursday photo to share, I came upon this troubling picture from 2016. At first glance it appears to be Asa and I running on the beach. But take a closer look, and you’ll see we are running away from the ball! Why would we abandon a ball […]
William Shakespeare once wrote, “All the world’s a stage.” He even goes on to say, “And one man in his time plays many parts, His act being seven stages.” Well what a coincidence, I’m 7 years old, and I play many parts as an up-and-coming rock star and comedian! So I better get a move […]
There is no way to sugar coat this news. My Queen Honey Bee has passed away. I had my suspicions for awhile now. The once exuberant worker bees stopped buzzing with enthusiasm around their hive, and sightings amongst the wild flowers in our yard have slowed. But in good news, based on Dad’s hive inspection […]
Sometimes I make being a renowned Dog Ufologist look too easy. However, in reality it does come with a lot of responsibility, and I occasionally have to make some tough decisions. Take for example recently my friend Sijan brought it to my attention that the vast majority of UFO sightings in the United States occur […]
