Keep an eye to the sky! Last night was the annual Perseid Meteor Shower, which also signals the return of UFOs. Don’t believe me? Ask any reputable ufologist, and they will tell you Aliens use the Perseid Meteor Shower to hide their UFOs as they enter Earth’s atmosphere. In fact during last year’s meteor shower, […]
Don’t panic, but Aliens have invaded Maine! A UFO was seen landing in Maine in the wee hours of the morning yesterday. Now I know what you naysayers are thinking, “Chuck Billy is overreacting again.” But this time I have proof from a reliable source. Even more reliable than celebrities, politicians, and a stuffed dog […]
As many of you know, one of my missions in life is to warn fellow dogs about the dangers of Alien abductions. Not to dwell on the past, but approximately three years ago on a routine visit to the vet’s office I was abducted by Aliens. My abduction was a textbook case: I experienced unexplained […]
To be honest I haven’t been following the Presidential campaign. Until dogs are granted the right to vote, I really have no interest in politics. But that all changed recently when I read that Hillary Clinton believes “Aliens may have visited us already.” This changes everything! It was one thing for Josh Groban to tweet […]
For months now I have been accused of being overly paranoid when it come to UFOs. Well finally I have the support of celebrities to validate my beliefs! Recently a UFO was seen over California, and none other than singer Josh Groban tweeted about it! The man has the voice of an angel, he definitely […]
Wow, Asa is having a really bad week. On Monday he thought he was hallucinating because of the changing colors of the autumn leaves. Then on Wednesday I mistakenly thought he was radioactive. Stupid Google. And now today he became the target for an Alien abduction. If that isn’t a bad week, I don’t know […]
Recently we attended the the UFO Festival in Exeter, New Hampshire. Finally I had the opportunity to hang out with like-minded individuals, while spreading the word on the dangers of dog abductions by Aliens. But as usual, Asa ruined everything! As soon as we arrived he was the center of attention. He was even interviewed […]
Sssshhhh, come in closer, I need to talk to you about something important. But the Aliens are listening so I need to whisper. I tried to warn you in the earlier post Proof of My Attempted Alien Abduction, but my call to action obviously was not taken seriously. But since April I have even more […]
I finally have photographic proof that Aliens are tracking me! Ok before I get ahead of myself, let me tell you the backstory first. When I was a young pup, I was warned by my big brother Lemmy that someday I would be abducted by Aliens. But as a puppy full of bravado, I thought […]