Asa here. While Chuck Billy, the renowned Dog Ufologist, goes around accusing cats of being Martians, I’d like to share with you my own theory. It is based on my experience after witnessing a UFO over my neighborhood Tuesday night. Ok, well I didn’t spot the UFO, per se. I just happened to be looking […]
As a renowned Dog Ufologist, I am asking for your assistance with my latest research. When you look up to the night sky, do you ever get the feeling that we are not alone in the universe? Spoiler alert. We’re not. Aliens are closer than we think! In fact they may already be here and […]
Yesterday Mom shared a review of our hike on the Beech Mountain Valley Trail. However, what she left out was an account of my suspense-filled adventure into this mysterious valley where prehistoric and mythical creatures dwell in the wilds of Acadia National Park! Accompanying me was Asa, the skeptic; Dad, our fearless navigator; and Mom, […]
This past weekend parts of Maine were colder than the temperatures on the planet Mars! Seriously! Maine was colder than Mars! According to NASA’s Rover Environmental Monitoring Station located on Mars, on Sunday, January 7, 2018, the wind temperature was -21 Celsius (-5.8 Fahrenheit) and the ground temperature was -2 C (28.4 F). Whereas in […]
December 21, 2017 marked the 5th anniversary of the uneventful Mayan Apocalypse. A date that Ancient Alien Theorists were convinced marked the onset of an Alien invasion, or at least the end of the world. You have to ask yourself, is it a coincidence that there’s been an increase in UFO sightings on the 5th […]
Asa here. Ruh! Roh! I’m not positive, but because of me Chuck Billy may have been abducted by a UFO. Ever since I was a puppy, he has been protecting me from UFO purple laser beams, but when it came time for me to return the favor I blew it. Just take a look at […]
Asa here, writing to you from an undisclosed location. Chuck Billy is insisting that we stay in his secret bunker during the solar eclipse. As a Dog Ufologist, Chuck Billy is convinced that while the United States is shrouded in darkness, Aliens will use that as an opportunity to invade earth. I know, it sounds […]
Attention Dog Ufologists! Keep your eyes to the sky because tonight is a celestial triple threat! Tonight is the Snow Full Moon, but that will be overshadowed by a lunar eclipse. While the Moon is shaded in darkness, Comet 45P will be buzzing past the Earth. Making it the perfect storm for UFOs to sneak into […]
Pssst. Chuck Billy here. Normally Mom will recommend a dog friendly event on Thursdays. But I deleted her post for today because I want to tell you about a UFO lecture series that dogs are NOT allowed to attend. Conspiracy? You bet! But if you’re a human…or even an Alien…I recommend the Exeter UFO Festival […]
I can’t help but notice that my summer flew by much too quickly. Perhaps yours did too? Well after careful research of photographic evidence I can definitively say: Aliens Abducted Summer! It is the only logical explanation of why there simply wasn’t enough time to do all of my well thought out plans that […]