Recently we attended the the UFO Festival in Exeter, New Hampshire. Finally I had the opportunity to hang out with like-minded individuals, while spreading the word on the dangers of dog abductions by Aliens. But as usual, Asa ruined everything! As soon as we arrived he was the center of attention. He was even interviewed […]
Sssshhhh, come in closer, I need to talk to you about something important. But the Aliens are listening so I need to whisper. I tried to warn you in the earlier post Proof of My Attempted Alien Abduction, but my call to action obviously was not taken seriously. But since April I have even more […]
I finally have photographic proof that Aliens are tracking me! Ok before I get ahead of myself, let me tell you the backstory first. When I was a young pup, I was warned by my big brother Lemmy that someday I would be abducted by Aliens. But as a puppy full of bravado, I thought […]
