Asa here. Ruh! Roh! I’m not positive, but because of me Chuck Billy may have been abducted by a UFO. Ever since I was a puppy, he has been protecting me from UFO purple laser beams, but when it came time for me to return the favor I blew it. Just take a look at […]
Asa here, writing to you from an undisclosed location. Chuck Billy is insisting that we stay in his secret bunker during the solar eclipse. As a Dog Ufologist, Chuck Billy is convinced that while the United States is shrouded in darkness, Aliens will use that as an opportunity to invade earth. I know, it sounds […]
Attention Dog Ufologists! Keep your eyes to the sky because tonight is a celestial triple threat! Tonight is the Snow Full Moon, but that will be overshadowed by a lunar eclipse. While the Moon is shaded in darkness, Comet 45P will be buzzing past the Earth. Making it the perfect storm for UFOs to sneak into […]
Pssst. Chuck Billy here. Normally Mom will recommend a dog friendly event on Thursdays. But I deleted her post for today because I want to tell you about a UFO lecture series that dogs are NOT allowed to attend. Conspiracy? You bet! But if you’re a human…or even an Alien…I recommend the Exeter UFO Festival […]
I can’t help but notice that my summer flew by much too quickly. Perhaps yours did too? Well after careful research of photographic evidence I can definitively say: Aliens Abducted Summer! It is the only logical explanation of why there simply wasn’t enough time to do all of my well thought out plans that […]
Keep an eye to the sky! Last night was the annual Perseid Meteor Shower, which also signals the return of UFOs. Don’t believe me? Ask any reputable ufologist, and they will tell you Aliens use the Perseid Meteor Shower to hide their UFOs as they enter Earth’s atmosphere. In fact during last year’s meteor shower, […]
Don’t panic, but Aliens have invaded Maine! A UFO was seen landing in Maine in the wee hours of the morning yesterday. Now I know what you naysayers are thinking, “Chuck Billy is overreacting again.” But this time I have proof from a reliable source. Even more reliable than celebrities, politicians, and a stuffed dog […]
As many of you know, one of my missions in life is to warn fellow dogs about the dangers of Alien abductions. Not to dwell on the past, but approximately three years ago on a routine visit to the vet’s office I was abducted by Aliens. My abduction was a textbook case: I experienced unexplained […]
To be honest I haven’t been following the Presidential campaign. Until dogs are granted the right to vote, I really have no interest in politics. But that all changed recently when I read that Hillary Clinton believes “Aliens may have visited us already.” This changes everything! It was one thing for Josh Groban to tweet […]
For months now I have been accused of being overly paranoid when it come to UFOs. Well finally I have the support of celebrities to validate my beliefs! Recently a UFO was seen over California, and none other than singer Josh Groban tweeted about it! The man has the voice of an angel, he definitely […]
