After waiting over 50 years, it is finally happening! Today the House Intelligence Committee’s subcommittee on Counterterrorism, Counterintelligence and Counterproliferation will hold a public hearing on UFOs! This will be the first time Congress has convened a public hearing on UFOs, or what they have renamed Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon (UAP), since 1969 when the Air […]
Well the IRS never responded to my inquiry about using a trip on SpaceX to the International Space Station (ISS) as a tax write-off. But that’s alright, because as a renowned Dog Ufologist, I have found a more economical way to travel to the ISS. I’m going by slingshot! Now this may sound like a […]
Dear IRS, Hypothetically speaking, if a renowned Dog Ufologist raised the $55 Million required to spend time as a private canine on the International Space Station, could that dog use it as a tax write-off? Now before you answer, hear me out. Even though this could be misconstrued as a dream vacation for said Dog […]
As a renowned Dog Ufologist, it is important for me to be alert wherever I go, because you never know when a UFO will appear. Even in broad daylight, in front of many witnesses an unidentified flying object could appear. Case in point, last weekend while enjoying a Sunday stroll on my favorite beach I […]
As I continue to wrap my mind around the fact that Asa built a rocket ship in my living room, I’d like to take a moment to salute the brave dogs who were among the first astronauts sent into space. Before humans could go into orbit, both the Soviet Union and the United States used […]
What do give a renowned Dog Ufologist for his 10th Birthday? His very own rocket, of course! To celebrate Chuck Billy’s birthday, I hosted an out of this world birthday that was a real blast! I even made him his own rocket ship! Ok, so truth be told, I couldn’t afford a ride for him […]
For years now, I have been sharing my fascinating theories as a renowned Dog Ufologist. Many have wondered what started my meteoric rise to fame. Well it all began when I was just a puppy with the Mayan Apocalypse. For you see, my older brother, angel Lemmy, firmly believed that the Mayan prophecy was correct […]
The Unidentified Floating Object has landed again in Maine! I first reported about this mysterious ice disk appearing in the Presumpscot River in Westbrook, Maine in 2019. Well now it is back almost 3 years to the day! Local meteorologists would like you to believe that this Unidentified Floating Object is simply a natural phenomenon […]
While Asa was busy distracting Mom and Dad with his silly versions of punk songs at Pawtuckaway State Park, I, the renowned Dog Ufologist, was making yet another earth shattering discovery! I found proof of Aliens and Bigfoot’s erratic behavior! After posing for a photo by one of the glacial erratics, I spotted something very […]
For centuries humans have searched for the lost city of Atlantis. Well search no further! I, Chuck Billy the renowned Dog Ufologist, have found it! People have used everything from the ancient writings of Plato, to modern day satellite photography, ground-penetrating radar and underwater technology, to find this mythical city, when all they needed to […]
