Summer has come and gone, but that doesn’t mean tourist season has ended in Maine. In fact it is quite the opposite. Even tourists from the far-flung corners of the universe know that autumn is the perfect time to visit. And I have proof! Yet another UFO has been spotted over my favorite state. Oh […]
As a renowned Dog Ufologist, I’m always on alert for the paranormal. Such was the case when on a recent hike I realized we were on the trail of Bigfoot! Now I know there are experts out there who spend their entire lives in the woods searching for signs without finding a single clue. But […]
How can it possibly be mid-September already? It seems like just yesterday it was June and we were full of hope and promise for a summer full of adventures. You have to ask yourself, did Asa and I fall into an Alien wormhole trap again? This Dog Ufologist says, “YES!” According to the Einstein-Rosen Bridge […]
Recently I was asked about my first big interview as a renowned Dog Ufologist. It all happened during my incident at Exeter in 2019. No, I’m not talking about the infamous Incident at Exeter, in which a UFO was spotted in Exeter, New Hampshire on September 3, 1965. I’m referring to my experience at the […]
Thank you for attending my press conference regarding the mysterious metal object that fell from the sky and almost hit a police officer at the Maine State Capitol last Friday. I would like to begin by stating for the record that the anonymous tip that the metal object was a part from my rocket ship […]
Finally I have official confirmation for my Martian Cats theory! Last week the Polish Academy of Sciences classified domestic cats as an “invasive alien species.” Yes, you read that correctly. Scientists have labeled cats as an alien species! Now they’re not ready to take the leap and agree with my theory that they are from […]
Sometimes I make being a renowned Dog Ufologist look too easy. However, in reality it does come with a lot of responsibility, and I occasionally have to make some tough decisions. Take for example recently my friend Sijan brought it to my attention that the vast majority of UFO sightings in the United States occur […]
Last night while this renowned Dog Ufologist slept, a Maine Memorial Day weekend tradition continued. You may recall back in May 2016, a sergeant with the Portland police department captured on dash cam video a UFO rocketing over the city. At the time, experts dismissed it as a meteor. But of course I, a renowned […]
After waiting over 50 years, it is finally happening! Today the House Intelligence Committee’s subcommittee on Counterterrorism, Counterintelligence and Counterproliferation will hold a public hearing on UFOs! This will be the first time Congress has convened a public hearing on UFOs, or what they have renamed Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon (UAP), since 1969 when the Air […]
Well the IRS never responded to my inquiry about using a trip on SpaceX to the International Space Station (ISS) as a tax write-off. But that’s alright, because as a renowned Dog Ufologist, I have found a more economical way to travel to the ISS. I’m going by slingshot! Now this may sound like a […]
