While Asa was busy distracting Mom and Dad with his silly versions of punk songs at Pawtuckaway State Park, I, the renowned Dog Ufologist, was making yet another earth shattering discovery! I found proof of Aliens and Bigfoot’s erratic behavior! After posing for a photo by one of the glacial erratics, I spotted something very […]
For centuries humans have searched for the lost city of Atlantis. Well search no further! I, Chuck Billy the renowned Dog Ufologist, have found it! People have used everything from the ancient writings of Plato, to modern day satellite photography, ground-penetrating radar and underwater technology, to find this mythical city, when all they needed to […]
I, Chuck Billy the renowned Dog Ufologist, would like to share with you my latest startling discovery in my complex spacetime continuum theory. You no doubt recall that back in May I held a press conference to announce I solved the cold case mystery of the missing dog nail clippers by the discovery of a […]
Psst. Come closer and act natural. I’m being followed. It all began way back in January while on a hike at one of my favorite places, when we actually were followed. Despite the fact the preserve consists of hundreds of acres, and no one else was there, two women followed our every twist and turn […]
I began this month full of hope in anticipation of the unclassified and all-sources report on Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon (UAP), the official military term used for Unidentified Flying Objects (UFOs), commissioned by the Intelligence Authorization Act. However, I conclude this month once again feeling disappointed, but still clinging to hope. After months of analysis, recently […]
Asa here, writing to you from our UFO bunker in an undisclosed location. Chuck Billy is insisting that we stay in his secret bunker all day today due to the partial solar eclipse over Maine this morning. As a Dog Ufologist, Chuck Billy is convinced that while the sunrise over Maine was shrouded in darkness, […]
It’s June 1, 2021! Do you know what that means? The unclassified and all-sources report on Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon (UAP), the official military term used for Unidentified Flying Objects (UFOs), commissioned by the Intelligence Authorization Act is due! According to this act signed into law in December 2020, the Director of National Intelligence must work […]
The out of this world truth about UFOs is about to be revealed! Or at least some of the truth…maybe. In December 2020, the United States government enacted the Intelligence Authorization Act, which called for the release of an unclassified and all-sources report on unidentified aerial phenomenon (UAP), the official military term used for unidentified […]
Mars has MOXIE! No, not the bitter beverage beloved by Mainers. I’m talking about the the Mars Oxygen In-Situ Resource Utilization Experiment, affectionately called MOXIE by it’s principal investigator, Michael Hecht of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s Haystack Observatory. This toaster size piece of equipment is part of the Perseverance Rover which began conducting experiments […]
Asa here. On this first day of April, I can’t keep my out of this world secret any longer. Chuck Billy, the renowned Dog Ufologist, is actually an alien! His UFO crash landed in our living room years ago. Unfortunately or perhaps fortunately, his bumpy landing gave him a case of amnesia, so he doesn’t […]
