Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a third time, and you seriously just need to stop! I can’t believe it happened again. Me, Chuck Billy the renowned Dog Ufologist, was abducted by a UFO at Dr. Doug’s veterinary hospital while investigating the Mystery of the Bloody Paw […]
I can’t help but wonder what happened to me on Wednesday? It had all the telltale signs of an UFO abduction, including missing period of time and an unexplained medical procedure performed on me. We know these classic signs, thanks to Betty and Barney Hill, who were the first to publicly report being abducted by […]
The unofficial start of summer is here, and with it marks the return of intergalactic tourists to Maine! It is an unspoken belief that extraterrestrials love vacationing in Maine. This phenomenon was first brought to my attention on the eve of Memorial Day Weekend in 2016 when Sgt. Tim Farris of the Portland Police captured […]
I cannot let this week go by without acknowledging the monumental event that took place. The United States Department of Defense acknowledged that UFOs exist! Sure as far back as 1950 Donald Keyhoe came to that conclusion in his book Flying Saucers Are Real, based on his investigation of encounters between UFOs and the US […]
It occurred to me that I haven’t seen any UFOs or little green men lurking about lately. So I thought I’d check in on what the Martians are up these days. According to several articles published in February 2020, scientists have discovered that there is a quiet but constant humming coming from Mars! Sure scientists […]
You may have seen on the news yesterday that unexplained lights were seen shooting across the night sky over Southern California on Wednesday. However, despite dozens of eye witnesses, the “experts” would like you to believe that it was anything from a meteor to “space trash” from a manmade object entering the atmosphere, and NOT a […]
Earlier this week whether I found a Flying Saucer or not is for me, a renowned Dog Ufologist, to know and the mysterious Men in Black to prevent me from sharing. However, nowhere in all this paperwork they made me sign do they state that I cannot share my out of this world thoughts on […]
The Golden Retrievers’ discovery which for several hours on Monday rocked the UFO-conscious nation has since been identified as a frisbee wrapped in tinfoil and some little green birthday balloons. Thus exploding the rumor that was incorrectly circulated yesterday that Golden Retrievers captured a flying saucer. After consulting with two government officials dressed in black, […]
The Intelligence Office of Living with a Golden announced at 8:00 AM today that they have come into the possession of a flying saucer. According to the information released by the blog under the authority of Chuck Billy, Dog Ufologist, the disc was recovered in the backyard after Asa had notified him that he found […]
I’d like to begin by stating I’m fine. However, yesterday I had surgery to remove a lump from underneath my eyelid. Dr. Heidi assured Mom and Dad that is was a benign cyst. Clearly Dr. Heidi is not familiar with my research as a renown Dog Ufologist, because that was no cyst. She removed an […]
