Thank you for attending my press conference today. Can everyone hear me in the back of the room? Asa, stop waving at me. I know you’re here. Just wait for your cue to run the slide projector. Good morning, honored dignitaries and members of the press. It is a great pleasure to see you all […]
It is 6:45 PM and cold out. Yet here I stand in my backyard staring up at the night sky hoping for a glimpse of yet another out of this world phenomenon. I may be a renowned Dog Ufologist, but I never said it was easy. It all started back in December 2012 when I […]
My birthday celebration continues with an out of this world gift that took 50,000 years to deliver! A comet known as C/2022 E3 (ZTF) will be zipping past earth for the first time since the ice age, and was last viewed by the naked eye by Neanderthals, Woolly Mammoths and Mastodons! This is the BEST […]
I can’t believe it happened again! Then again, of course I can believe it. After all I am a renowned Dog Ufologist, and therefore always on alert! This past weekend while I was enjoying a stroll on the beach with my family, I noticed something suspicious in the distance. It was another UFO sighting over […]
Summer has come and gone, but that doesn’t mean tourist season has ended in Maine. In fact it is quite the opposite. Even tourists from the far-flung corners of the universe know that autumn is the perfect time to visit. And I have proof! Yet another UFO has been spotted over my favorite state. Oh […]
As a renowned Dog Ufologist, I’m always on alert for the paranormal. Such was the case when on a recent hike I realized we were on the trail of Bigfoot! Now I know there are experts out there who spend their entire lives in the woods searching for signs without finding a single clue. But […]
How can it possibly be mid-September already? It seems like just yesterday it was June and we were full of hope and promise for a summer full of adventures. You have to ask yourself, did Asa and I fall into an Alien wormhole trap again? This Dog Ufologist says, “YES!” According to the Einstein-Rosen Bridge […]
Recently I was asked about my first big interview as a renowned Dog Ufologist. It all happened during my incident at Exeter in 2019. No, I’m not talking about the infamous Incident at Exeter, in which a UFO was spotted in Exeter, New Hampshire on September 3, 1965. I’m referring to my experience at the […]
Thank you for attending my press conference regarding the mysterious metal object that fell from the sky and almost hit a police officer at the Maine State Capitol last Friday. I would like to begin by stating for the record that the anonymous tip that the metal object was a part from my rocket ship […]
Finally I have official confirmation for my Martian Cats theory! Last week the Polish Academy of Sciences classified domestic cats as an “invasive alien species.” Yes, you read that correctly. Scientists have labeled cats as an alien species! Now they’re not ready to take the leap and agree with my theory that they are from […]
