As a renowned Dog Ufologist, it is important for me to be alert wherever I go, because you never know when a UFO will appear. Even in broad daylight, in front of many witnesses an unidentified flying object could appear. Case in point, last weekend while enjoying a Sunday stroll on my favorite beach I […]
As I continue to wrap my mind around the fact that Asa built a rocket ship in my living room, I’d like to take a moment to salute the brave dogs who were among the first astronauts sent into space. Before humans could go into orbit, both the Soviet Union and the United States used […]
What do give a renowned Dog Ufologist for his 10th Birthday? His very own rocket, of course! To celebrate Chuck Billy’s birthday, I hosted an out of this world birthday that was a real blast! I even made him his own rocket ship! Ok, so truth be told, I couldn’t afford a ride for him […]
For years now, I have been sharing my fascinating theories as a renowned Dog Ufologist. Many have wondered what started my meteoric rise to fame. Well it all began when I was just a puppy with the Mayan Apocalypse. For you see, my older brother, angel Lemmy, firmly believed that the Mayan prophecy was correct […]
The Unidentified Floating Object has landed again in Maine! I first reported about this mysterious ice disk appearing in the Presumpscot River in Westbrook, Maine in 2019. Well now it is back almost 3 years to the day! Local meteorologists would like you to believe that this Unidentified Floating Object is simply a natural phenomenon […]
While Asa was busy distracting Mom and Dad with his silly versions of punk songs at Pawtuckaway State Park, I, the renowned Dog Ufologist, was making yet another earth shattering discovery! I found proof of Aliens and Bigfoot’s erratic behavior! After posing for a photo by one of the glacial erratics, I spotted something very […]
For centuries humans have searched for the lost city of Atlantis. Well search no further! I, Chuck Billy the renowned Dog Ufologist, have found it! People have used everything from the ancient writings of Plato, to modern day satellite photography, ground-penetrating radar and underwater technology, to find this mythical city, when all they needed to […]
I, Chuck Billy the renowned Dog Ufologist, would like to share with you my latest startling discovery in my complex spacetime continuum theory. You no doubt recall that back in May I held a press conference to announce I solved the cold case mystery of the missing dog nail clippers by the discovery of a […]
Psst. Come closer and act natural. I’m being followed. It all began way back in January while on a hike at one of my favorite places, when we actually were followed. Despite the fact the preserve consists of hundreds of acres, and no one else was there, two women followed our every twist and turn […]
I began this month full of hope in anticipation of the unclassified and all-sources report on Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon (UAP), the official military term used for Unidentified Flying Objects (UFOs), commissioned by the Intelligence Authorization Act. However, I conclude this month once again feeling disappointed, but still clinging to hope. After months of analysis, recently […]
