Welcome to the first stop on Asa’s World Tour of Maine – Denmark! Located in Oxford County, Denmark, Maine boasts a population of just under 2,000, according to the 2020 census, and based on the town website, no one really knows why this community was named Denmark. Asa: Wow, are all those cars in the […]
For years now Asa has been sharing his song parodies and dreaming of going on a concert world tour. Well dream no more, little brother! Your rock star dreams are about to come true. We are proud to announce Asa’s World Tour…of Maine! Alright, so although Dad’s new car is a Passport, apparently that is […]
Wow, just wow. Last weekend Asa did one act of rebellion by bringing his stuffie llama friend to the beach when llamas aren’t allowed, and now he thinks he’s some type of bad boy rebel. Well sort of, instead of singing Steppenwolf’s “Born to be Wild,” his parody is Born to Bring Smiles. Get your […]
Last night Mom kissed us goodnight, and then laid down in her bed. As she drifted to sleep she felt something tickle her face. She touched it, and realized instantly that there was a tick on her face! She sprang from her bed to dispose of it, thankful that it hadn’t bit her yet. After […]
Everyone knows I’m a rocker. But I’m also a little bit country too. So today put on your cowboy hat and boots, and join me in singing my parody of the great Willie Nelson classic, “On the Road Again!” Except my version is dedicated to the best game around – Playing Fetch Again! Playing fetch […]
It has come to our attention that humans remember things better when set to a familiar tune. Therefore rather than repeat our obvious message of when out on an adventure pick up the poop, in honor of Earth Day Asa wrote a parody to sing on hikes to help remind everyone of this important task. […]
Around here the first real sign of spring is when we hear the Spring Peepers chirping all night. These tiny little frogs live in the woods near ponds, streams and swamps, and emerge each spring from hibernation singing their happy song. Rehearsals for their special nightly concerts began off and on about a week or […]
Well it happened again. We got locked out of the house. This isn’t the first time this happened. Nor will it be the last. So of course while we waited for the door to open, Asa wrote a song parody about it. This time it is to Chumbawamba’s earworm, “Tubthumping.” Except for us the song […]
Today is World Poetry Day! Here to celebrate is our resident bard, Asa. He may prefer to be called a rockstar, but aren’t lyrics a form of poetry? Besides, he was the only poet I could find on such short notice this early in the morning. I am an accidental poet, But I didn’t know […]
Today we are celebrating the birthday of one of the hardest working men in rock – Bret Michaels! When most lead singers would be satisfied touring with their main band, Bret often is also performing solo shows on his days off from Poison, doing fundraisers for everyone from veterans, to summer camps for children with […]
