Today we are celebrating the birthday of one of the hardest working men in rock – Bret Michaels! When most lead singers would be satisfied touring with their main band, Bret often is also performing solo shows on his days off from Poison, doing fundraisers for everyone from veterans, to summer camps for children with […]
ASA! TURN DOWN THAT MUSIC! I can’t hear myself think to write today’s post! Asa: WHAT?! I can’t hear you. I’m celebrating Jon Bon Jovi’s birthday today! Did you know that 2023 marks the 40th anniversary of Bon Jovi? Today should be a holiday! Chuck Billy: Why don’t you follow Jon’s lead and take your […]
Understandably, after having his eye surgically removed due to GRPU, Asa went through the stages of grief. He dealt with the angry phase as only he knew how, by writing a song about it. The following isn’t one of Asa’s usual lighthearted hairband metal parodies. Instead he used a song by thrash metal band, Overkill. […]
Recently our friend and fellow Mainer, Tater, challenged Asa to write a parody of Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby.” So in honor of the glaze of ice from yesterday’s storm, Asa attempted to put his twist on this classic hit. However, a word of warning, this is Asa’s first attempt at a hip hop song, […]
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, but do you recall that time Asa met a reindeer on Christmas Eve? I didn’t but Asa’s decision to take his reindeer squeaky friend on a walk yesterday reminded me. And of course that in turn reminded Asa of the song he wrote for the special […]
Asa is parodying yet another Christmas song. Today’s inspiration comes from an unfortunate incident with a gift I received last Christmas. In fact, he is singing it to the tune of Wham’s “Last Christmas.” Personally, I think Asa is making much ado about nothing. The bear in question did survive…sort of! Last Christmas Santa gave […]
Mom and Asa have been very busy festooning every inch of this house with some sort of Christmas decoration. It is funny how each of us react to decorating differently. Take my brother angel Lemmy for example. He detested change, and was always upset this time of year. Lemmy would pace around the house growling, […]
Asa here. I’m working on writing my letter to Santa. This year rather than write a traditional note, I thought I’d put my thoughts to musical notes by writing him a song. Santa must get bored reading the same type of letters each year. But what tune to parody? There’s the Spice Girls’ “Wannabe.” If […]
It is our annual Thanksgiving tradition to share Asa’s version of “Over the River and Through the Woods.” Whether you’re traveling to visit family and friends, having a small gathering at home, or celebrating somewhere in between, here’s a little song for you to sing. From our family to yours, safe travels and Happy Thanksgiving! Over the […]
Halloween may be over, but dogs across the nation faced something even scarier this past weekend, Daylight Saving Time, in which humans insist on serving our dinners one hour late! To drive the point home that this is more than inconvenience, but a true horror for dogs, Asa has written a parody of the scariest […]
