Now I understand why Angel Chuck Billy was a stress eater. Why did Mom and Dad go to that appointment without me? They know I have the most experience with this type of thing. Yet here I sit, worrying and waiting, while Dad goes to his first eye exam! What if Dad flops around like […]
Mom is going on a quest. Like all real quests this means Mom has to leave her comfort zone if she hopes to achieve her goal. However, like all good adventurers, she will also apply her real life experiences to help guide her with the mission that lies before her. What is Mom’s quest? She […]
Stories about Giants have been told throughout history, and around the world. From Greek mythology to European folklore, to Native American cultures, Giants have played a starring role, which doesn’t always put them in the most flattering light. There are also countless conspiracy theories about when the bones of these larger than life beings are […]
Dad and Mom, we need to have a little talk about respect in the workplace. Specifically, how many times must I remind you not to call me by my embarrassing nickname when I am working? I would never call you something silly in front of your coworkers. But yet you do not give me the […]
Picture if you will, two dogs and their family walking on the beach. It is early morning, on a beautiful summer day. They are laughing and enjoying each other’s company, without a care in the world. That is until they crossed into another dimension. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless […]
Well this is awkward. On Friday Asa and I agreed to disagree as to what is the perfect Mother’s Day gift. After reviewing Asa’s not so great ideas, we decided it would be best if we each picked out a gift for Mom. So you can’t begin to imagine our embarrassment when we realized we […]
Well once again Dad surprised Mom with a gift she would not think of buying herself. Unique yet practical gifts have been a long tradition with our Dad. Over the years he has given Mom such thoughtful gifts as rain gutters, snow tires, ice cleats, a vacuum, a hairdryer, and an office chair. And who […]
It all started a few years ago when Mom purchased a pumpkin Halloween costume for my older brother, Angel Lemmy. It looked harmless enough, a hat and a collar, and Lemmy didn’t mind too badly having to wear it. Little did my family realize though, that small purchase would awaken Mom’s secret obsession with dog […]
Sadly we were told by our mechanic that Dad’s 19 year old car is beyond repair. Thus begins our quest to purchase a new car, something which Dad is somewhat prepared for and already has a spreadsheet of various makes and models to examine. However, being Helicopter Dog Parents, this means they are asking questions […]
Mom has a lot on her mind lately. Therefore she did what generations of women in her family have done in similar situations – she cleaned the house. I’m not talking your average weekly chores. I’m talking about finding what’s that in the back of the cupboards and closets, and dusting the top of the […]
