Har, har, har, very funny, Mom. It seems Mom does not appreciate my efforts to protect our family from Squirrels. So she decided to embarrass me by making me wear a ridiculous new collar with pictures of Squirrels on it. But what she doesn’t realize is that I am doing her a great service protecting […]
It’s hard being a genius when living with mere mortals. Case in point, Mom and Dad recently had a yard sale. After the morning rush, visitors were few and far between, so I thought I would increase the foot traffic by improving our marketing. Just put a “Free Puppy” sign up, and stand back while […]
Mom and Dad have lost their minds! Last week you may recall I rejoiced over the installation of a puppy playpen in our yard disguised as a “box garden.” Finally I could enjoy being outside without having to worry about Asa’s antics. But then Dad went ahead and ruined it by putting wire cones in […]
In honor of Mother’s Day I thought I’d share with you an email my brother Lemmy sent one year to his biological Mom, Butter. Lemmy was the ultimate “Momma’s Boy,” and would email his mother for every holiday…and I do mean every! Who emails his mother for Groundhog’s Day?! But I suppose it is good to […]
Dear Mom and Dad, would you please stop calling me embarassing nicknames when we are out in public?! I am a grown dog now, with responsibilities. Heck, I even have a blog! So please resist the urge to call me “Chuckles” and the even far more dreaded “Chuckle Bum” while out in public. If you […]
