Today I thought I’d give you an update on Mom and Dad’s poor grooming during the pandemic. When I last updated you back in April, Dad was sporting the same hairstyle that a young Justin Bieber made famous in the early 2000s, and after a failed haircutting attempt Mom’s bangs looked like Mara Wilson’s in […]
Please consider the following cautionary tale as a warning to all humans before experimenting with a new look while staying home. Although it may seem like a good idea, it is best to leave all grooming to the professionals so as to avoid the strange styles my Mom and Dad are now modeling. At least […]
After weeks of staying at home, Mom and Dad are starting to annoy us. From naps for no apparent reason during the day, to staying up late or waking before dawn, to demanding cuddles and bothering us to play with them when Asa and I are clearly busy, Mom and Dad are being very annoying! […]
Asa is too polite to ever bring this up, but there’s something I need to get off my chest about his birthday. Specifically the gift Dad gave him. For those of you new to Living with a Golden, Dad has a long track record of giving Mom practical gifts. There was the time he accidentally […]
Have I mentioned we still have a bit of a learning curve when it comes to beekeeping? Case in point: When being pursued by angry Honey Bees, do not seek shelter in the basement, because they will follow you. So as you may have guessed our latest attempt at harvesting honey included a basement filled […]
Mom is going on a quest. Like all real quests this means Mom has to leave her comfort zone if she hopes to achieve her goal. However, like all good adventurers, she will also apply her real life experiences to help guide her with the mission that lays before her. What is Mom’s quest? She’d […]
I think I created two monsters! Mom and Dad are now using their obedience training on each other! It all started with a simple errand. What Dad needed was on the second floor of the store. So Mom and Dad walked hand in hand, weaving their way past the other shoppers, and avoiding distractions, onward […]
Twelve years ago today, on January 25, 2007, my big brother Lemmy came to live with Mom and Dad. For an eight week old puppy, he certainly had a huge project on his paws trying to train two first time dog owners. Boy were they unprepared for this little guy! Don’t get me wrong, Mom […]
Dear Mom and Dad, take a seat. We need to have an important discussion. Please stop calling Asa and me embarrassing nicknames when we are out in public! We are grown dogs now with responsibilities and a reputation to maintain. We even have our own blog! So please resist the urge to call me “Chuckles” […]
It’s official. Dad has finally lost his mind. I knew it was only a matter of time, but I never expected it to be in such an absurd manner! Dad turned Asa’s cone of shame into a colander of shame! On Sunday Mom discovered a hot spot on Asa. When Mom and Dad can’t keep […]
