Apparently yesterday was National Peanut Butter Lovers Day. Not to be confused with National Peanut Butter Day which takes place in January or National Peanut Butter Month which everyone knows is November. Anyways, I would like to dedicate My Ode to Peanut Butter to our big brother, Lemmy, who absolutely loved this treat. So much […]
Asa here. Mom and I both have our annual physicals this week! However, whereas I look forward to seeing my veterinarian, Mom is a bit reluctant to see her doctor. What’s not to love? To show her there is nothing to fear, I decided to invite Mom to tag along on my yearly wellness checkup […]
It has been a very long week here for Asa and I ever since we were accused in the disappearance of the dog nail clippers and hindering their replacement. Yesterday our lawyer, Pye the Guinea Pig Esq., filed a motion to dismiss due to problems with the investigation. “First, my clients were not made aware […]
Asa here. Chuck Billy is exhausted from celebrating his birthday yesterday, so I thought I’d let him sleep in this morning. Problem is the case of the missing dog nail clippers has resumed with even more evidence against us. I found a copy of Detective Mom’s affidavit on the kitchen table. To be honest my […]
On the evening of January 24, 2018 a pair of dog nail clippers were reported missing. After an in-depth search and investigation, two suspects were brought in for questioning. Their names have been changed to protect their identity. The following is their interrogation for this currently on-going investigation. Det. Mom: Charles William, our investigation clearly […]
Three years ago today my world changed for the better. My little brother Asa joined our family! Never in my wildest dreams did I think that little ball of fluff would grow into my best friend and that we’d go on so many wonderful tail wagging adventures together. Thank you Asa for being my brother! […]
Everyone knows that when being petted, I prefer sitting on the left side of the person while Asa sits on the right. However, Asa has a hard time remembering this unwritten rule, and I am forced to remind him on a daily basis. Every evening it is the same routine. While Mom tidies up in […]
Last night started off like any other. Mom kissed us good night then headed upstairs, while Asa and I settled in to sleep. However, sometime around midnight Asa woke me up. Something was wrong! But wrong in a good way, Mom left the gate open! Due to Asa’s insomnia and “up all night, party every […]
When will Humans learn? While channel surfing I couldn’t help but notice all the shows dishing out advice on how to live a happy and fulfilling life in the year ahead. Every single one of these “experts” were missing the mark on what it takes to be truly happy. They talked about dieting, exercising, and […]
‘Tis the season of giving, and I’m taking that message to heart. Last January my grandparents gave me a gift card for my birthday. However, I already have everything I need, a bacon scented squeaky ball and treats. What more could a dog want? Well apparently Asa needs stuff, especially since I may have accidentally […]
