Exactly one year ago today I started the Yuck Mouth Revolution by urging my fellow dogs to stand up for their dental hygiene rights! Ok, so it wasn’t a revolution per se, because there weren’t any rallies, catchy slogans, or even celebrity endorsements. But I still think it is a good idea. So today I […]
Dear Mother Nature, First off I’d like to thank you for the abundance of snow you gave us. Thanks to your generosity, in less than a week you gave us approximately 3 feet of snow here in Maine, with more on the way today. We certainly have an embarrassment of riches, or in this case snow. […]
Ok, I admit it. I messed up, and accidentally lost track of Dad’s whereabouts. I know what you’re thinking. As pack leader it is my job to know where my pack members are at all times. But in my defense, I had a lot going on this weekend with the lunar eclipse UFO threat, not […]
My brother is a genius…sometimes. Yesterday was not one of those days. It’s been bitter cold here the past few days, so going outside to play hasn’t been an option. Not to mention our backyard has turned into an ice rink. So unless we learn how to skate, fetch just isn’t a good idea. However […]
While supervising Mom doing the laundry, I couldn’t help but notice that every item of clothing with a pocket held poop bags. Obviously I did a really good job training Mom and Dad to be prepared. I wonder though if they appreciate the many times when having poop bags in their pockets came in handy […]
Way to go science ruining the good deal dogs had going! I have to admit I’m insulted by the recent study that revealed dogs understand language. Of course we understand language! One swipe through social media would have saved these researchers’ time because they would have seen that dogs comment daily on the actions of […]
On Friday I thought I was so clever to arrange for a substitute guard dog. However after a weekend of tail wagging fun exploring new places, I returned to discover the unfortunate consequences of my reckless behavior. Due to a series of unforeseen events I learned an important lesson – I’m irreplaceable! I never should […]
I’ve been working really hard all summer. Dognabit! It’s time I take a day off! But being a responsible dog, I can’t completely abandon my duties. That’s why I have arranged to have a substitute guard dog protect my home. Introducing Chuck Asa! Sssshhhh, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Chuck […]
Two doors diverged in the hall, And sorry I could not open both, And being a dog, long I stood, And looked at one as long I could But it did not open. Then looked at the other, just as long, And being perhaps the better claim, Because behind it I could hear, quiet typing […]
Once again I begin this post by telling everyone not to worry. I’m ok. In fact, I’m more than ok, I’m great! Asa took our little conversation to heart, and is finally helping me while I wear this ridiculous cone of shame. He even went above and beyond by showing impressive problem solving skills. The […]
