Asa and I have swam in the vast ocean and climbed the highest mountains, but who would have guessed our biggest challenge would be a corn maze! My first warning that this wasn’t going to be a typical hike was the the map posted at the trailhead. Now I’ve seen some complicated trails in my […]
Dear Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Congratulations! I couldn’t help but notice that trending on Monday was the announcement you’re expecting a third child. May I be so bold as to suggest the perfect name? While George and Charlotte are perfectly fine names for your other children, I think this baby should have a name […]
Asa here. Ruh! Roh! I’m not positive, but because of me Chuck Billy may have been abducted by a UFO. Ever since I was a puppy, he has been protecting me from UFO purple laser beams, but when it came time for me to return the favor I blew it. Just take a look at […]
First off I want to stress that we’re ok. However, our dishwasher did catch on fire! Thank goodness rather than run it at night when we usually do, Mom happened to turned it on in the afternoon so was sitting nearby when smoke and sparks started coming out of it. That’s a relief, because although […]
Dogs gather around. We need to talk. We’ve all been there. You’re enjoying a great day at the beach or on a trail, when all of a sudden that dog shows up and ruins it for everyone. Maybe he’s running with reckless abandon off-leash, or perhaps she’s a bit too friendly when greeting fellow weekend […]
Asa has it in his head that he’s a “true gentleman.” Since I have better things to do, I’m going to let Asa explain that one to you. Thank you Chuck Billy. While scrolling through photos from Mom’s recent visit to Star Island, I made a startling discovery. I’ve always known that I was named […]
Over the weekend, my family visited Fort McClary State Park for a picnic. I must admit, when I arrived I was in a bad mood. The Deer were in my yard again, and this time they were focusing their attention on eating all of my wild blueberries. Why were we off having fun when my […]
In a castle far, far away, a King and his trusted Knight, Sir Golden Wolf, were hard at work in their castle. Now this castle wasn’t a very large castle like the ones in most tales of adventure. Instead it was rather small. In fact, this castle may just look like a desk to someone […]
Warning: This heroic tale is not for the squeamish! The day was like any other. Dad was hard at work, I was supervising, and Asa was daydreaming out the window. However, our idyllic afternoon took a dark turn when out of nowhere my tummy started churning. I instantly started making the noise that all dog […]
Grandma is always saying, “it’s a strange new world.” I think she may be right, especially when it comes to social media. The other day my post on searching for Dad’s earbuds got retweeted by someone who “tweets everything gadgets, electronics and technology.” This confused me at first. Why would my blog about Asa selfishly […]
