While supervising Mom doing the laundry, I couldn’t help but notice that every item of clothing with a pocket held poop bags. Obviously I did a really good job training Mom and Dad to be prepared. I wonder though if they appreciate the many times when having poop bags in their pockets came in handy […]
Way to go science ruining the good deal dogs had going! I have to admit I’m insulted by the recent study that revealed dogs understand language. Of course we understand language! One swipe through social media would have saved these researchers’ time because they would have seen that dogs comment daily on the actions of […]
On Friday I thought I was so clever to arrange for a substitute guard dog. However after a weekend of tail wagging fun exploring new places, I returned to discover the unfortunate consequences of my reckless behavior. Due to a series of unforeseen events I learned an important lesson – I’m irreplaceable! I never should […]
I’ve been working really hard all summer. Dognabit! It’s time I take a day off! But being a responsible dog, I can’t completely abandon my duties. That’s why I have arranged to have a substitute guard dog protect my home. Introducing Chuck Asa! Sssshhhh, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Chuck […]
Two doors diverged in the hall, And sorry I could not open both, And being a dog, long I stood, And looked at one as long I could But it did not open. Then looked at the other, just as long, And being perhaps the better claim, Because behind it I could hear, quiet typing […]
Once again I begin this post by telling everyone not to worry. I’m ok. In fact, I’m more than ok, I’m great! Asa took our little conversation to heart, and is finally helping me while I wear this ridiculous cone of shame. He even went above and beyond by showing impressive problem solving skills. The […]
We could use a little help here. Could you distract Mom for us? You see Asa got a wee bit muddy during our quick trip out, and I don’t want to get him in trouble. Well actually I don’t want to get me in trouble. I will neither admit nor deny I may have accidentally […]
I wanted to give you an update on our adventures with the Wolf Spider and Field Mice from last week. First off, I’d like to sincerely apologize to the Wolf Spider. Turns out it wasn’t a male, but a female…expecting a litter of pups! I am honored that she chose our poop barrel to lay […]
Chirp…chirp…chirp… ‘Tis the wind and nothing more… Quoth the Golden, “Nevermore!” Gather round my friends, and I will share with you my cautionary tale of my descent into madness. It all began just like any other day. Mom and Dad headed out, and Asa and I were settling in for our morning nap. That’s when […]
How many times have we silently stood by and watched our owners meticulously brush their teeth, while our teeth felt fuzzy? Or what about when we try to kiss our owners, only to have our affections thwarted with an exclamation of “ewwww dog breath!” These crimes against dog dental hygiene must stop! We need to […]
