When it comes to food, Asa is very wasteful. This morning while eating breakfast he dropped a piece of kibble. Did he immediately retrieve it? Did he eat it once his bowl was empty? No! He finished his meal, left that one piece of kibble on the floor, and walked away! What a waste! Normally, […]
Asa, how many times must I remind you to not eat the dandelions? Our honey bees need the pollen! I know you’re obsessed with eating your leafy greens, but this is the exception. If you continue this behavior, you’ll give me now choice but to put you in the penalty box! Sure it is Dad’s […]
I demand a rematch! Our kibble hunt on Sunday was clearly rigged. Every year the Easter Bunny breaks into my home and hides my kibble in the living room. I have made it very clear that I do not like the rabbit hiding my food, much less touching it. Yet he still manages to slip […]
Ruh! Roh! Mom is searching for the bunny ears. It must be that time of year again when dog owners lose their minds. Don’t they know it is humiliating to dress us up as rabbits? After all, our innate wolf instincts clearly tell us we should be hunting rabbits, not masquerading as them! Luckily for […]
While I continue to wait to hear back about my inquiry regrading using a trip to International Space Station as a tax write-off, I’ll share this discussion about taxes that is a lot closer to home. Did you know there was once an attempt to let humans get a tax deduction for their dogs? Take […]
I had a plan. I did everything right. Yet everything went wrong. In November when we changed the clocks to end Daylight Saving Time, Dad put new batteries in each of the smoke detectors, and Mom dusted and cleaned them. All in an effort to avoid that chirping noise they make when the batteries run […]
While writing my memoir earlier this week, I was reminded of a hobby I once had in my younger years. As you know I take my responsibilities on neighborhood patrol very serious. However, back when I was a puppy there weren’t as many houses in my neighborhood to protect. Therefore while walking the long stretches […]
Let’s face it, with the exception of cats, dogs are members of the household who spend the most time at home. So why is it no one has made bark recognition technology to accommodate our needs? We are definitely an untapped market, that would appreciate these tools to make our lives easier. Take this new […]
Asa here. Oops, I mean Goldenlocks. Once upon a time there lived two Golden Princes. One young and carefree, and the other older and rather set in his ways. That is until one day when the older prince randomly decided to change where he slept at night. No more being tucked in with Goldenlocks. He […]
Cabin fever has definitely been setting in here this winter. However, Mother Nature is delivering to us fresh snow to play in today. This winter we actually have a snow deficit here in our neck of the woods in Maine by approximately 10 inches. Compare that to the winter when Asa first joined our family, […]
