I’m beginning to understand why dire wolves are extinct. Asa, our self-proclaimed dire wolf, has added a new quirk to his repertoire. As you may recall, last week Dr. Doug told me I needed to lose a few pounds. Asa, on the other paw, is an “ideal weight,” and does not need to watch what […]
For Mother’s Day Asa and I would like to tell you about our beautiful Momma Sage and Grandma Rue. They’re celebrities! Momma Sage and Grandma Rue each had the honor of being models for L.L. Bean! Grandma Rue’s modeling career began when she was asked to pose for the 2010 catalog. Rue was very familiar […]
I was working an overtime shift patrolling the aisles of Home Depot with Dad. Yes, it’s beyond the range of my usual neighborhood patrol duties, but I’m always willing to lend a helping paw. Good thing too, because I noticed a very suspicious character. Based on that surly grin on his face, I knew he […]
Have I ever mentioned what an intelligent human Mom and Dad’s trainer is? A remarkable man! A brilliant man! He really knows his stuff as a trainer. Case in point, he noticed that I was lacking motivation in training my humans. Oh sure I was going through the motions, but I was lagging behind walking […]
I visited Dr. Doug at the veterinarian’s office. It didn’t go like I planned. I wanted to show off my hard work training Mom and Dad. I envisioned us laughing over how silly they use to behave, all while Dr. Doug fed me lots of delicious treats. Instead I got super excited to be there, […]
In honor of National Concert Week, Asa decided to write a new song. After all if he’s going to someday fill stadiums, he’ll need plenty of songs to perform. This parody is dedicated to the best game ever, and he hopes it will inspire Moms everywhere to get out there and play with their dogs! […]
This weekend we welcomed a new colony of Honey Bees to our little apiary. We get our bees delivered to us thanks to a beekeeper who drives all the way to Georgia to purchase them, and then delivers them to families in New Hampshire and Maine. It’s easy. The Honey Bees are safely transported in […]
I’ve come to expect that Asa will put his own spin on Mom and Dad’s obedience lessons. However, never did I imagine that he’d be caught Golden pawed cheating on their training! Mom and Dad’s trainer and I have been working very hard these past few weeks teaching them how to do a proper heel […]
As National Poetry Month comes to a close, I’d like to share my poem on the choices dogs face every day in their lives. Should we bark at the obvious choice? Or should we choose a more ambiguous outcome? Either way a choice is inevitable. Two doors diverged in the hall, And sorry I could […]
Last week at approximately 2:43 PM I overheard Mom report to Dad that a section of our fence was knocked down. This sounds like a case for Detective Chuck Billy! Immediately Dad jumped to conclusions and blamed Mother Nature’s blustery attitude for the breach in our fence. However, I knew it couldn’t be that obvious. […]
