Tag Archives: Aliens

UFOs Are Real

I cannot let this week go by without acknowledging the monumental event that took place. The United States Department of Defense acknowledged that UFOs exist! Sure as far back as 1950 Donald Keyhoe came to that conclusion in his book Flying Saucers Are Real, based on his investigation of encounters between UFOs and the US […]

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Nervous Ball of Energy

It occurred to me that I haven’t seen any UFOs or little green men lurking about lately. So I thought I’d check in on what the Martians are up these days. According to several articles published in February 2020, scientists have discovered that there is a quiet but constant humming coming from Mars! Sure scientists […]

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Party Crashers

You may have seen on the news yesterday that unexplained lights were seen shooting across the night sky over Southern California on Wednesday. However, despite dozens of eye witnesses, the “experts” would like you to believe that it was anything from a meteor to “space trash” from a manmade object entering the atmosphere, and NOT a […]

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Golden Retrievers’ Flying Saucer Proves to be Frisbee

The Golden Retrievers’ discovery which for several hours on Monday rocked the UFO-conscious nation has since been identified as a frisbee wrapped in tinfoil and some little green birthday balloons. Thus exploding the rumor that was incorrectly circulated yesterday that Golden Retrievers captured a flying saucer. After consulting with two government officials dressed in black, […]

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Safe in Our Area

Asa here. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Billy and I are not joining the thousands of people planning to storm Area 51 today. As Chuck Billy is quick to point out, any self-respecting dog ufologist knows that ever since Megadeth sang about it in “Hanger 18” in 1990, Area 51 is old news. Besides everyone […]

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