After enjoying a relatively mild summer, Mother Nature has turned up the heat here. Problem is, with the air conditioner and fans on full blast inside our home, my brother Chuck Billy is confused and thinks it is cool outside too. This has lead to a heated discussion between him and Mom as Chuck Billy […]
Well apparently Asa isn’t the only one in our neighborhood who dreams of becoming a rock star. When returning from a walk one day, I thought I heard screaming trees. However, Asa was quick to point out it was a singing Groundhog with dreams of making it big in grunge, who recently had taken up […]
Lately we’ve had two types of weather here in Maine: hot and humid, or cold and rainy. Although there are some who enjoy the heat and hate the rain, Asa has the opposite perspective. He embraces the rain and enjoys every refreshing minute playing in it. So today we debut his tribute to rainy summer […]
AC/DC once sang, “It’s a long way to the top if you wanna to rock ‘n roll.” I’m starting to realize just how correct they are as I continue to follow my dream to start a band. At the last headcount I have approximately 80 dogs and a few cats excited to be my backup […]
My recent surgery really got me thinking. It is time for me to start taking my career as a rock star serious. Sure I’ve written quite a few songs, but I really need to get a band together and start rehearsing. I know it is good to have a high decree of confidence in my […]
Asa here. As the countdown to getting my stitches out on Monday continues, I’d like to dedicate this parody of Europe’s “The Final Countdown” to my brother, Chuck Billy. For the past two weeks, I’ve been getting more attention than usual from Mom and Dad, which has made Chuck Billy rather jealous. Ok, very jealous. […]
It has been a long year for all of us. Who hasn’t added an extra pound or two? I dedicate my latest song to all the pups out there, who are getting told by their vets that they need to go on a diet. Thank you Taffy for daring me to write a parody of […]
Asa here. With Valentine’s Day fast approaching I’m feeling a little sentimental. I dedicate this song to all the toys I’ve hurt. I’m sorry. I’m also sorry to Bret Michaels of Poison, for writing a better song about heartbreak and loss. There’s a lot more to worry about this Valentine’s Day than “Every Rose Has […]
Apparently Mom and Asa are having a bit of a disagreement over whether it is too cold to go out and play during the polar vortex. I have to admit I’m on Mom’s side. Even I’d rather snuggle by the pellet stove than play fetch in this subfreezing weather. At least on the bright side, […]
Recently someone asked me what was the first song parody Asa wrote. That distinction goes to “I Want a Rock,” originally shared on February 26, 2016. Technically this was more of a situation of Asa mishearing the lyrics to Twisted Sister’s iconic rock anthem, “I Wanna Rock,” than an actual song parody. Like all adolescent […]
