Asa’s birthday is fast approaching so I better hurry up and order my little brother a present. I’d take him to the store and let him pick it out himself, but I fear what Asa will do if he has an audience again. I’ll never forget the day he embarrassed me by debuting his new […]
Asa here. As Chuck Billy revealed earlier this week, I am on a diet. After years of being a lean, mean fetching machine, the treats have caught up to me. Now instead of my usual full portion of kibble I find it slightly smaller with extra green beans to keep my grumbly tummy at bay, […]
Asa here. In the past I’ve written song parodies in rock, pop, country, and even a few holiday classics. Today I’m expanding my range by dabbling in punk. Recently while on a hike at Pawtuckaway State Park, I was reminded of the Ramone’s classic, “Rockaway Beach.” So I began singing… 1,2,3,4! Squeakin’ out a rhythm […]
Well our Monday is off to a great start. Please note the sarcasm. On a good day, Dad bags up our poop, and puts them in a bigger bag to proudly carry with us on our walk. Unfortunately this morning there was a hole in the big bag, and being still half-asleep and coffee deprived, […]
After enjoying a relatively mild summer, Mother Nature has turned up the heat here. Problem is, with the air conditioner and fans on full blast inside our home, my brother Chuck Billy is confused and thinks it is cool outside too. This has lead to a heated discussion between him and Mom as Chuck Billy […]
Well apparently Asa isn’t the only one in our neighborhood who dreams of becoming a rock star. When returning from a walk one day, I thought I heard screaming trees. However, Asa was quick to point out it was a singing Groundhog with dreams of making it big in grunge, who recently had taken up […]
Lately we’ve had two types of weather here in Maine: hot and humid, or cold and rainy. Although there are some who enjoy the heat and hate the rain, Asa has the opposite perspective. He embraces the rain and enjoys every refreshing minute playing in it. So today we debut his tribute to rainy summer […]
AC/DC once sang, “It’s a long way to the top if you wanna to rock ‘n roll.” I’m starting to realize just how correct they are as I continue to follow my dream to start a band. At the last headcount I have approximately 80 dogs and a few cats excited to be my backup […]
My recent surgery really got me thinking. It is time for me to start taking my career as a rock star serious. Sure I’ve written quite a few songs, but I really need to get a band together and start rehearsing. I know it is good to have a high decree of confidence in my […]
Asa here. As the countdown to getting my stitches out on Monday continues, I’d like to dedicate this parody of Europe’s “The Final Countdown” to my brother, Chuck Billy. For the past two weeks, I’ve been getting more attention than usual from Mom and Dad, which has made Chuck Billy rather jealous. Ok, very jealous. […]
