Asa here. While Mom and I are continuing our countdown to Bon Jovi’s new album on Friday, Chuck Billy insisted that we continue with our usual Tuesday theme of sharing interesting facts. So I compromised. Back in the spring of 2018, Chuck Billy wrote a long post explaining in precise details why Honey Bees swarm. […]
Recently I was chatting with my friends Finn and Seamus about our humans’ embarrassing habit of singing while we take them for walks. Additional dogs also joined our conversation and revealed that they too suffer from this embarrassing problem. This made me realize that I am not alone! This crime against dogmanity must end! So […]
Miss Caterpillar brought to Asa’s attention that despite being in a long term relationship he’s never written a love song for her. An oversight he quickly corrected with his parody of Guns N’ Roses’ “Sweet Child O’ Mine.” I’m happy to report that thanks to “Sweet Squeaky O’ Mine,” tabloid rumors of their breakup are […]
Phil Collins once sang, “You can’t Hurry Love.” You know what else you can’t hurry? Fetch! This weekend was absolutely perfect weather for our favorite game. Yet for some reason Mom didn’t want to play endless rounds of fetch with us. Therefore Asa came up with this little song parody of Phil Collin’s tune to […]
Today we’d like to share this dog song parody of “Nothin’ But a Good Time” that Asa wrote in 2018, and dedicate it to a very dear friend of Mom’s who left us far too soon. She was Bret Michaels of Poison’s biggest fan, and absolutely adored her dogs. So Danielle, I raise this toast […]
After weeks of not having anyone come to the house, we finally had a visitor! UPS delivered a package! Ok, so he didn’t stop to visit. We just watched from the window. But it was very nice of him to deliver that box. So nice, in fact, Asa decided to write a song to the […]
Asa here. First off, I’d like to report that Mom’s surgery went well and she is resting comfortably. To help her feel better I thought I’d share a song dedicated to Mom’s two favorite activities, listening to Bon Jovi and taking us for walks. Don’t worry Mom, you’ll be up again in the pre-dawn hours […]
With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, Asa is getting a bit nostalgic thinking of all his old squeaky toys that are no longer with us. Ok, I admit I may have killed a toy or two. But that is no reason to get all wishy washy and dedicate a song to them! Sure he loved them […]
Well I wouldn’t have believed this if I didn’t see it with my own eyes, but Asa met reindeer on Christmas Eve! Just look, we have photographic proof! But rather than letting me simply tell the tale, Asa wanted to share this magical story in song, of course. After all, he always felt the reindeer […]
Santa, I’m worried that tonight will be all work and no play for you. So I’m offering this little song as a reminder that not all gifts go under the tree. Perhaps you’d like to take a break and play fetch with my brother Chuck Billy and me? I know you have a lot on […]
