It has been a long year for all of us. Who hasn’t added an extra pound or two? I dedicate my latest song to all the pups out there, who are getting told by their vets that they need to go on a diet. Thank you Taffy for daring me to write a parody of […]
Asa here. With Valentine’s Day fast approaching I’m feeling a little sentimental. I dedicate this song to all the toys I’ve hurt. I’m sorry. I’m also sorry to Bret Michaels of Poison, for writing a better song about heartbreak and loss. There’s a lot more to worry about this Valentine’s Day than “Every Rose Has […]
Apparently Mom and Asa are having a bit of a disagreement over whether it is too cold to go out and play during the polar vortex. I have to admit I’m on Mom’s side. Even I’d rather snuggle by the pellet stove than play fetch in this subfreezing weather. At least on the bright side, […]
Recently someone asked me what was the first song parody Asa wrote. That distinction goes to “I Want a Rock,” originally shared on February 26, 2016. Technically this was more of a situation of Asa mishearing the lyrics to Twisted Sister’s iconic rock anthem, “I Wanna Rock,” than an actual song parody. Like all adolescent […]
Asa here. I just had the most amazing dream! Santa came to play fetch with Chuck Billy and me! We even sang this special version of “Jingle Bells” together. I hope your Christmas is quite fetching too! Dashing through the snowTwo Goldens out to play O’er the fields we run,Barking all the wayBells on collars […]
Asa is disappointed that they continue to play that song on the radio that gives dogs and bees a bad reputation. You know the song with the lines “when the dog bites, when the bee stings.” We’ve never bitten anyone, and after years of beekeeping our bees have never stung us either. Last year Asa […]
Today Asa Young, honorary member of the band in his own mind, is celebrating the upcoming release of AC/DC’s newest album. With close to 50 years in the music industry, and overcoming many health issues and setbacks, including the deaths of two founding members, tomorrow AC/DC will be releasing their seventeenth studio album, “Power Up!” […]
It’s here! The moment Mom and Asa have been waiting for! The release of Bon Jovi’s newest album, “Bon Jovi 2020!” Well, it’s sort of here. Our CD that Asa ordered hasn’t arrived yet. I know what you’re thinking, he could just purchase a digital album and not have to wait, but Asa is “old […]
Asa here. While Mom and I are continuing our countdown to Bon Jovi’s new album on Friday, Chuck Billy insisted that we continue with our usual Tuesday theme of sharing interesting facts. So I compromised. Back in the spring of 2018, Chuck Billy wrote a long post explaining in precise details why Honey Bees swarm. […]
Recently I was chatting with my friends Finn and Seamus about our humans’ embarrassing habit of singing while we take them for walks. Additional dogs also joined our conversation and revealed that they too suffer from this embarrassing problem. This made me realize that I am not alone! This crime against dogmanity must end! So […]
