Neighborhood Patrol just got a whole lot better for Asa and me. A dog treat truck visits us! It’s just like the ice cream truck that brings treats for humans, except this one is for dogs only! Ok, so perhaps it isn’t exactly like the ice cream truck. Our truck is driven by a local […]
In the neighborhood criminal justice system, kidnapping of lawn ornaments is considered an especially heinous crime. The worst criminal offenders are pursued by an elite team of dedicated detectives, Chuck Billy and Asa. Here is their story. It all started on Friday afternoon when Mom noticed one of our Pink Flamingos was missing. Visibly upset, she […]
As you know, I take my neighborhood patrol duties very serious. Therefore it should come as no surprise that I’m prepared for anything and always ready to lend a helping paw. However, this most recent event is proving to be quite a challenge, and I may need your help. Do you know this Fish? Recently […]
I’ve been patrolling this neighborhood every morning for five years now, and I thought for certain that I’ve seen everything. Yet this morning I was reminded the world is still full of surprises! Our walk started out natural enough. Perhaps a bit too natural for some people’s sensibilities. I pooped. Since we only made it […]
I will walk 3,000 miles…No seriously, I will! At least according to Dad’s math I will. While on a neighborhood walk the other day the sole of Dad’s sneaker completely came off. We were of course at the farthest point away from our home when it happened. Oh and I should mention it was raining […]
We just witnessed a murder and an innocent dog framed for it! What do we do?! Oh sure I boast about keeping our neighborhood safe while on patrol. But I never imagined a murder could happen on our quiet street, much less right outside our window! Oh the dogmanity! Ok, I’ve got to calm down […]
Chuck Billy has all the luck! Day in and day out we go on neighborhood patrol and nothing happens. Then suddenly I’m sidelined for an injury and he has all sorts of adventures on his walk without me! Even more upsetting is Chuck Billy doesn’t even appreciate it! It all started a couple days ago […]
Neither snow nor sleet nor frosty paws will prevent us from our appointed rounds! On snowy days neighborhood patrol takes on even greater importance for Asa and myself. While most humans are cozy and warm in their homes, we are out there making sure all is safe in our neighborhood. We scan the fields for […]
The Coyote brothers are up to their old tricks again. For months they have been trespassing into my territory. It all started on Thanksgiving when we saw one of the Coyote brothers headed across the field towards Inky’s house. He was no doubt pretending to be a distant relative in search of a family meal. […]
On Friday I thought I was so clever to arrange for a substitute guard dog. However after a weekend of tail wagging fun exploring new places, I returned to discover the unfortunate consequences of my reckless behavior. Due to a series of unforeseen events I learned an important lesson – I’m irreplaceable! I never should […]
