My Honey Bees are out there, maybe even nearby! As you know my hives are empty this year. Recently on a walk, while I paused to take care of business, I noticed a Honey Bee collecting pollen on a dandelion. At the time, it just made my tail droop thinking about my departed friends. However […]
Staying alert on neighborhood patrol has taken on heightened importance in recent weeks. In the past, Asa and I only had to worry about protecting Mom and Dad from mischievous squirrels, trespassing deer, and the occasional ne’er-do-well coyote. However now there is a whole new creature we must be constantly be vigilant for and avoid […]
I’m happy to report that after being on light duty for the past two weeks, I’m back to work at neighborhood patrol! And just in the nick of time too! Dad has forgotten his training! I first noticed the problem on Thursday afternoon. After patiently sitting through a really long meeting with Dad, I finally […]
I bet you’re wondering why I’m in my crate right now and not out patrolling my neighborhood. Well today I’m demonstrating the importance of duck and cover drills. There is a new threat in my neighborhood, and to be honest I’m not quite sure how to respond other than by seeking shelter! It all started […]
Recently our friends at Pope Memorial Humane Society invited us to do neighborhood patrol at Howl for the Animals at the DeMeritt Farm’s Haunted Overload. Asa and I are always willing to lend a helping paw, so we immediately accepted this invitation.
For thousands of years dogs and humans have had a good working relationship. We protect them. They feed us. However, after thousands of years of being dedicated to our job, we’re now being replaced. Humans have outsourced a dog’s #1 job to artificial intelligence! Worst yet, I had to find out while watching tv! So […]
I don’t want to scare anyone, but there are some weird things happening at our local Home Depot. In fact, I think it may be haunted! I was working a late evening overtime shift patrolling the aisles while Dad was there to pick up a few things for his latest project. That’s when I observed […]
It’s rare that I admit I’m wrong. That’s because it never happens. However, for the sake of neighborhood peace, I would like to apologize for a statement made in Friday’s post, “That Time We Got Sprayed.” I hereby rescind my comment that cat spray is the worst smell. Skunks are indeed the worst! I bet […]
Neighborhood patrol is inherently dangerous work. During the 7 years that I’ve been fulfilling my duties, I’ve been trailed by coyotes, mocked by squirrels, and recently ambushed by a bird with a fly by pooping. Yet through it all I have managed to stay focused on the task, and complete my duties to the best […]
I was working an overtime shift patrolling the aisles of Home Depot with Dad. Yes, it’s beyond the range of my usual neighborhood patrol duties, but I’m always willing to lend a helping paw. Good thing too, because I noticed a very suspicious character. Based on that surly grin on his face, I knew he […]
