Asa here. As you are probably well aware, my Imaginary Friend and I are inseparable. However, he tends to be a bit shy and only appears in the most random of places, usually behind glass. However, it has always been my dream that someday he would finally come out of the shadows and talk to […]
‘Twas the week before Christmas when all through the mall, I needed to buy presents, and Asa was no help at all! Oh who am I fooling? I don’t have time to rhyme. The clock is ticking and I need to buy gifts for my family now! A velvet suit for Dad would be perfect! […]
Did you know during an average week humans waste hours doing some form of housework or chore, thus needlessly taking valuable time away from playing with their dogs? In fact, studies have shown that the average American spends over one hour a day cleaning, which amounts to at least 7 hours a week of not […]
Dear Mom, I couldn’t help but notice the UPS guy delivered the Halloween costume that you picked out for me. Now before you open that box of horrors, hear me out. I’ve been a good sport over the years. I’ve let you dress me as a pumpkin, a bee, and a caterpillar. I’ve even dressed […]
It was a quiet Saturday morning. Asa and I were enjoying our post-breakfast nap, and Mom had just settled in to watch a little TV. Then suddenly our tranquil bliss was ruined with the ear piercing chirp of a smoke alarm! Instantly I ran to the door! After all, everyone knows you’re suppose to get […]
Dogs gather around. We need to talk. We’ve all been there. You’re enjoying a great day at the beach or on a trail, when all of a sudden that dog shows up and ruins it for everyone. Maybe he’s running with reckless abandon off-leash, or perhaps she’s a bit too friendly when greeting fellow weekend […]
Our missing Pink Flamingo came home! His reappearance is just as mysterious as his disappearance. Mom came home the other day and there he is back with his flock on the dirt pile! She is positive he wasn’t there that morning, because ever since he went missing Mom would start each day by checking on […]
Exactly one year ago, my veterinarian said to me the words that no dog wants to hear, “diet.” Yes, despite all my neighborhood patrols, hikes, beach romps, and endless rounds of fetch, I somehow managed to put on a few extra pounds. Well I’m happy to report at this year’s annual physical he was very […]
I’m feeling a little unappreciated today. Grandma is training to become a yoga instructor. This month’s assignment is to develop a chair yoga class. Sure the routine Grandma came up with is good. But why didn’t she ask me for my advice? After all, I’ve been Mom’s chair yoga instructor for years. The following are […]
I’d like to thank you for attending today’s press conference regarding the nationwide search for our missing Pink Flamingo. I’m Detective Chuck Billy and this is my partner Det. Asa. Our beloved lawn ornament went missing exactly one week ago sometime between 5:00 PM on Thursday and 2:00 PM on Friday. At that time the […]
