I’d like to thank you for attending today’s press conference regarding the nationwide search for our missing Pink Flamingo. I’m Detective Chuck Billy and this is my partner Det. Asa. Our beloved lawn ornament went missing exactly one week ago sometime between 5:00 PM on Thursday and 2:00 PM on Friday. At that time the […]
In the neighborhood criminal justice system, kidnapping of lawn ornaments is considered an especially heinous crime. The worst criminal offenders are pursued by an elite team of dedicated detectives, Chuck Billy and Asa. Here is their story. It all started on Friday afternoon when Mom noticed one of our Pink Flamingos was missing. Visibly upset, she […]
Mom and Dad, I think you know why Asa and I called this meeting today. In honor of Administrative Professionals’ Day we would like to thank you for your hard work assisting us with Living with a Golden, as well as address concerns about your possible future employment with us. First off, we’d like to […]
Sometimes it’s good to appreciate an ordinary day. Even if the circumstances which cause it are out of the ordinary. Dad, my right paw man, wasn’t feeling well this weekend. Therefore all our plans came to a screeching halt. No weekly errand to the town dump. No strutting our stuff at Ogunquit’s Patriotic Pooch Pageant. […]
Asa here. Mom and I both have our annual physicals this week! However, whereas I look forward to seeing my veterinarian, Mom is a bit reluctant to see her doctor. What’s not to love? To show her there is nothing to fear, I decided to invite Mom to tag along on my yearly wellness checkup […]
It has been a very long week here for Asa and I ever since we were accused in the disappearance of the dog nail clippers and hindering their replacement. Yesterday our lawyer, Pye the Guinea Pig Esq., filed a motion to dismiss due to problems with the investigation. “First, my clients were not made aware […]
Asa here. Chuck Billy is exhausted from celebrating his birthday yesterday, so I thought I’d let him sleep in this morning. Problem is the case of the missing dog nail clippers has resumed with even more evidence against us. I found a copy of Detective Mom’s affidavit on the kitchen table. To be honest my […]
Everyone knows that when being petted, I prefer sitting on the left side of the person while Asa sits on the right. However, Asa has a hard time remembering this unwritten rule, and I am forced to remind him on a daily basis. Every evening it is the same routine. While Mom tidies up in […]
‘Tis the season of giving, and I’m taking that message to heart. Last January my grandparents gave me a gift card for my birthday. However, I already have everything I need, a bacon scented squeaky ball and treats. What more could a dog want? Well apparently Asa needs stuff, especially since I may have accidentally […]
It’s time for every Dog’s favorite game show, “Ball or Pumpkin!” The game of chance inspired by the bite marks on Mom’s fall decorations. In this challenging game of wit if you choose correctly you will win endless hours of fetch for tail wagging fun! But choose wrong and there’s no fetch for you! Are […]
