It was a quiet Saturday morning. Asa and I were enjoying our post-breakfast nap, and Mom had just settled in to watch a little TV. Then suddenly our tranquil bliss was ruined with the ear piercing chirp of a smoke alarm! Instantly I ran to the door! After all, everyone knows you’re suppose to get […]
Dogs gather around. We need to talk. We’ve all been there. You’re enjoying a great day at the beach or on a trail, when all of a sudden that dog shows up and ruins it for everyone. Maybe he’s running with reckless abandon off-leash, or perhaps she’s a bit too friendly when greeting fellow weekend […]
Our missing Pink Flamingo came home! His reappearance is just as mysterious as his disappearance. Mom came home the other day and there he is back with his flock on the dirt pile! She is positive he wasn’t there that morning, because ever since he went missing Mom would start each day by checking on […]
Exactly one year ago, my veterinarian said to me the words that no dog wants to hear, “diet.” Yes, despite all my neighborhood patrols, hikes, beach romps, and endless rounds of fetch, I somehow managed to put on a few extra pounds. Well I’m happy to report at this year’s annual physical he was very […]
I’m feeling a little unappreciated today. Grandma is training to become a yoga instructor. This month’s assignment is to develop a chair yoga class. Sure the routine Grandma came up with is good. But why didn’t she ask me for my advice? After all, I’ve been Mom’s chair yoga instructor for years. The following are […]
I’d like to thank you for attending today’s press conference regarding the nationwide search for our missing Pink Flamingo. I’m Detective Chuck Billy and this is my partner Det. Asa. Our beloved lawn ornament went missing exactly one week ago sometime between 5:00 PM on Thursday and 2:00 PM on Friday. At that time the […]
In the neighborhood criminal justice system, kidnapping of lawn ornaments is considered an especially heinous crime. The worst criminal offenders are pursued by an elite team of dedicated detectives, Chuck Billy and Asa. Here is their story. It all started on Friday afternoon when Mom noticed one of our Pink Flamingos was missing. Visibly upset, she […]
Mom and Dad, I think you know why Asa and I called this meeting today. In honor of Administrative Professionals’ Day we would like to thank you for your hard work assisting us with Living with a Golden, as well as address concerns about your possible future employment with us. First off, we’d like to […]
Sometimes it’s good to appreciate an ordinary day. Even if the circumstances which cause it are out of the ordinary. Dad, my right paw man, wasn’t feeling well this weekend. Therefore all our plans came to a screeching halt. No weekly errand to the town dump. No strutting our stuff at Ogunquit’s Patriotic Pooch Pageant. […]
Asa here. Mom and I both have our annual physicals this week! However, whereas I look forward to seeing my veterinarian, Mom is a bit reluctant to see her doctor. What’s not to love? To show her there is nothing to fear, I decided to invite Mom to tag along on my yearly wellness checkup […]
