Dogs, let’s be honest here. Although in the beginning having your family home was nice. But now that you’re settling into your new social distancing routine they may be getting on your nerves. All that petting and constant need for your undivided attention, not to mention interruptions to your naps and daily routine, can get […]
Have I mentioned Grandma isn’t a dog person? Please don’t get me wrong. Grandma absolutely adores Asa and me, and loves spending time with us. However, she doesn’t quite understand what it means to be a dog. Take my birthday present for example. Grandma gave me a stuffed animal dog that she said reminded her […]
Asa, sit. We need to have a little talk. No! don’t sit there! That’s exactly why we’re having this conversation! It has become increasingly difficult for me to ignore your lack of spatial awareness. Now I take some of the blame here. I admit I’ve been remiss in my responsibilities homeschooling you in recent years. […]
Asa here. I should have listened to Chuck Billy when he told me, “no good deed goes unpunished.” Then perhaps I wouldn’t be starting off 2020 wearing a cone. Let me explain… To celebrate the New Year we went on a First Day Hike at a local land preserve. When Dad was loading me back […]
This tale, inspired by true events, is a homage to Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Tell-Tale Heart.” True! Nervous, very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am mad? Listen, and observe how calmly I can tell you the whole story, of how my tail betrayed me. It […]
Asa here. It’s no secret that I like to flirt with the ladies on social media. It’s also no secret that I’m not very good at it, and can get nervous sometimes when they actually respond back. Well you can’t even begin to imagine my excitement when I heard that Priss and Bogey’s family were […]
Sometimes it’s incredibly difficult to be a good dog and play by the rules. The new rule around here is “no playing fetch with Grandma’s yoga ball.” But look at it! How can such a rule exist? Everyone knows that my motto is “fetch is life!” Playing fetch with that ginormous ball would be awesome! […]
Do you think I’m approachable? No seriously, have I become one of those celebrities that humans are dumbstruck by my mere presence? The weirdest thing happened this weekend. I took Mom and Dad to the big city for socialization training, and not a single person stopped to pet me! The only logical explanation is that […]
Are you looking for the hottest spot in town? Well look no further! Asa and I have you covered! Or actually have us covered, as the case may be. We each have a hot spot, and are being forced to wear these ridiculous cones when Mom and Dad can’t keep an eye on us. Not […]
Earlier this week Asa celebrated his favorite squeaky toy’s 2 year anniversary, which he happened to have received as an Easter gift. I also have a reason to celebrate a memorable Easter squeaky toy. Except that stuffie was not my friend. Three years ago I confronted the biggest squeaky bunny I’ve ever met, and showed […]
