As a celebrity, I’ve come to accept that adoring fans can pop up in the most unexpected of places. Yet even I still find myself being taken by surprised sometimes by the lengths they will go through to see me. Case in point, as you may recall earlier this month, while on a hike Asa […]
Recently someone asked me what was the first song parody Asa wrote. That distinction goes to “I Want a Rock,” originally shared on February 26, 2016. Technically this was more of a situation of Asa mishearing the lyrics to Twisted Sister’s iconic rock anthem, “I Wanna Rock,” than an actual song parody. Like all adolescent […]
Not to brag, but I will, when I was a puppy I showed great promise as a shoe efficiency expert. Whereas most puppies chew shoes, I spent my days searching the house for them, and then would carry them one by one to my bed, where I would match the shoes up again. This was […]
After months of not hiking to avoid the uptick in traffic on our favorite trails, we finally ventured out. We chose an overcast weekday, with slight flurries, and bone chilling temperatures to go on this adventure in the hopes that the trails wouldn’t be crowded. We also chose a location that offered over one hundred […]
Dogs, I know it’s been a long time for a lot of us since anyone has come to visit our homes this year. However, on Christmas Eve you must remember your polite greeting of people training when Santa arrives! Otherwise you risk being perpetually on Santa’s Naughty List. Trust me, I speak from experience! Years […]
Christmas is an exciting time for dogs, especially for our brother, angel Lemmy. Recently Mom and Dad were laughing over the time Lemmy woke the entire house on Christmas Eve. It was their first year without our great grandparents, and Grandma wanted the entire family to stay at their old home that night. She envisioned […]
I was headed back to headquarters after a routine neighborhood patrol shift, when all of a sudden a speeder raced past me. I immediately followed in pursuit. Det. Chuck Billy: Do you know why I pulled you over? Asa: Ummm, no actually. Det. Chuck Billy: I’ll have to give you a warning for running in […]
Today I thought I’d give you an update on how the hair situation is going with my family. When I last updated you about their Hair Raising Experience in August, Mom had given up cutting her bangs and was growing them out for the Adams Family’s Cousin It look. Well I’m happy to report, she […]
In order to fully appreciate my side of the following conversation, you need to understand that Asa very rarely barks. Yet the last time he did bark, I foolishly ignored him, which led to my precious beehives being vandalized by raccoons. Therefore, I vowed from that day forward to always react when my little brother […]
The Deer were nibbling on my precious fruit tree blooms again. Last year all their snacking damaged two of my apple tree saplings and one died. Therefore this year if I’m ever going to finally get fruit, I need to stop these bloom raiders by standing guard at my trees. Unfortunately I asked Asa, a […]
