Exactly one year ago, my veterinarian said to me the words that no dog wants to hear, “diet.” Yes, despite all my neighborhood patrols, hikes, beach romps, and endless rounds of fetch, I somehow managed to put on a few extra pounds. Well I’m happy to report at this year’s annual physical he was very […]
I am a Golden Wolf. I am a fierce predator of squeaky toys. So why is it that I’m drawn to Asa’s stuffed Bunny? He’s had plenty of stuffed animals before that I’ve shredded without the slightest regard. However, I find myself drawn to this irresistible Bunny. It all started on Easter when the Easter […]
Being an office dog is hard work, especially when your coworker insists on using a term that can easily be confused with our favorite game. Due to Dad’s inability to communicate effectively, balls or any toy that can be used like a ball are now banned from the office. Now before you go jumping to […]
Because I’m feeling nostalgic today, not to mention want to embarrass my little brother, I thought I’d share with you this post from 2016 when Asa turned 18 months old. Even as a puppy he dreamed of being a rock star. To celebrate the milestone of being 18 months, he changed the words to “I’m […]
Asa here. Chuck Billy is looking a bit green this morning. No, not because of his St. Patrick’s Day celebration. Chuck Billy is green with envy, and I may have something to do with it. Last week during the snowstorm a reporter saw the picture I tweeted of me looking out the window at the […]
Well apparently the case of the missing dog nail clippers continues! Guess what arrived on our doorstep on Saturday? The “undeliverable” replacement clippers Mom ordered a month ago! Dad thought he canceled that order when we received notice they couldn’t be delivered for unexplained reasons. Yet, surprise there it was almost a month to the […]
Super Bowl Sunday didn’t go quite as I imagined. Don’t worry, it’s nothing serious; just a flesh wound, and a bruised ego. I realized while watching all the pregame hype that fetch isn’t all that much different than football. In fact I could even argue that fetch is a simplified version of football. Mom is […]
It has been a very long week here for Asa and I ever since we were accused in the disappearance of the dog nail clippers and hindering their replacement. Yesterday our lawyer, Pye the Guinea Pig Esq., filed a motion to dismiss due to problems with the investigation. “First, my clients were not made aware […]
Asa here. Chuck Billy is exhausted from celebrating his birthday yesterday, so I thought I’d let him sleep in this morning. Problem is the case of the missing dog nail clippers has resumed with even more evidence against us. I found a copy of Detective Mom’s affidavit on the kitchen table. To be honest my […]
On the evening of January 24, 2018 a pair of dog nail clippers were reported missing. After an in-depth search and investigation, two suspects were brought in for questioning. Their names have been changed to protect their identity. The following is their interrogation for this currently on-going investigation. Det. Mom: Charles William, our investigation clearly […]
