Everyone knows that when being petted, I prefer sitting on the left side of the person while Asa sits on the right. However, Asa has a hard time remembering this unwritten rule, and I am forced to remind him on a daily basis. Every evening it is the same routine. While Mom tidies up in […]
Ok, so I may not have been completely honest with all of you. The reason I’m perpetually on Santa’s naughty list has nothing to do with me stealing his hat while taking a selfie, nor does it have anything to do with the creepy elf or cats spying on my behavior. I may have accidentally […]
Well it only took 3 years, but I finally figured out what is Asa’s kryptonite. So what stops my happy-go-lucky little brother dead in his tracks? It’s not my nemesis snakes, nor is it the dreaded vacuum. It’s not even the scary hairdryer after a bath. Nope, Asa is rendered powerless by the lid of […]
For years I have been haunted by an innocent mistake I made as a puppy. I stole Santa’s hat. When I was a mere pup of 11 months old, Mom and Dad took me to get my picture taken with Santa, and let’s just say I got a bit overly excited. Come on, who hasn’t […]
Asa and I have reached an important milestone! Mom is trusting us with our very own, fully decorated, Christmas tree! It only took me 5 long years to achieve this goal. No thanks to Lemmy, who sabotaged my first Christmas by decorating a tree with tennis balls! But after years of enjoying the Christmas tree […]
I’ve come to the realization that because of Chuck Billy I can’t have squeaky toy friends. While helping Dad organize the basement I discovered a squeaky toy hiding amongst the boxes. Immediately I brought this new friend upstairs to show Chuck Billy. While Chuck Billy examined my new friend, I pondered what to name her. […]
Chuck Billy: Way to go, brother. Asa: Oh you’re not blaming this one on me! You’re equally to blame! Chuck Billy: Me? Oh no, this was all your idea! Asa: But you started it! Chuck Billy: Whatever. You finished it, alright. Asa: So now what are you going to do about it? Chuck Billy: Me?! […]
Gather around Pups, and you will hear my spine chilling tale about the monsters that are hiding in all of our homes! Oh sure you think you’re a good guard dog, protecting your family from menacing monsters and things that go bump in the night. But lurking in the dark corners of closets, underneath beds, […]
Mom is insisting on decorating for Fall today. Paws crossed Asa is old enough now to resist temptation so history doesn’t repeat itself. Years ago Mom’s obsession with festooning the house in orange and gold knickknacks inspired one of Asa’s more memorable escapades as a puppy. While I supervise Mom, here is a stroll down […]
It’s no secret that Mom and Dad are big fans of ghost shows. So while at our rental beach cottage, Asa and I came up with a little plan to scare them. It was suppose to be harmless good fun, until the tables were turned and Asa was the one who got scared! His Imaginary […]
